Happy Thanksgiving! 17 Steps to Cooking a Turkey.

[drm604]

17 Steps To Cooking A Turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put turkey in the oven
4. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
7. Turk the bastey
8. Whiskey another bottle of get
9. Ponder the meat thermometer
10. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
11. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
12. Take the oven out of the turkey
13. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
14. Turk the carvey
15. Get yourself another scottle of botch
16. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17. Bless the dinner and pass out

Happy thanksgiving everyone! Hope you all have a good day tomorrow.

[kedrys]

1. ROFL!!

Thanks. I needed that.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

2. I only drink vodka when cooking.

[DarkTirade]

3. That's a russian drink, komrade.

We live in 'murka and we're celebrating... uh... something 'murkin. Yeah.

[kedrys]

4. By drinking...scottish booze?

Hotay...

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

5. ... at least they're not commies?

:P