walmart is offering patriotic dog tags for your pets

[SoCalDem]

from a $5 vending machine..

[Deja Q]

1. anagrams for "INFRARATCOM", anyone?

I'm tired tonight so I can only come up with "fart". That sums up my thoughts on the bunnybrained idea of a "patriotic" dog collar. :eyes:

[Bossy Monkey]

10. Infrarat.com is just an odd humor page

that mentions the dog tags. Not their fault

[Kellanved]

2. I don't get it

Why is this patriotic?

[NightTrain]

3. I'd like to offer Wal-Mart something...

...like a good blast of napalm at its corporate HQ!

[Cha]

4. Well the rePukes are for Greed Over Patriotism.

[Skip Intro]

5. Eery time I leave a WM I want to puke red, white and blue

But we all know WM's favorite color, by far, is greed, I mean green.

[DemoTex]

6. My patriotic dogs have Latin and Greek names: Sirius and Canicula.

They respond to commands in French, German, and English. They do not wear flag apparel, ever.

[short bus president]

7. mine has a Greek name (Althea)

and British teeth. Alas, she responds to no commands.

[DemoTex]

11. Oh no! Not British teeth!

Remember SNL's "Big Book of British Smiles"? Actually, my new dog Canicula (Nick), looks like a movie star. Everyone notices how white his teeth are. Perfectly white and perfectly straight.

BTW: Canicula (Latin) and Sirius (Greek) both refer to alpha-Canis Major, the brightest star in the sky other than the sun, the Dog Star. Hence my ham radio callsign, K9STR (DogStar).

[JohnKleeb]

8. do they have patriotic sex toys too?

:evilgrin:

[Catshrink]

9. Are they made in China?

Most everything sold at Wal-Mart is. Now that's patriotic!

[Bossy Monkey]

13. I always wanted to...

print up stickers with really powerful quick-bonding glue on the back that say, "No Chinese person over the age of 10 was enslaved to make the products for sale in this store," for putting up in, on, and around Wal-Mart stores whenever the security camera isn't looking. I'm not sure this would be the swiftest idea exactly, but it would sure feel good!

[Lady Freedom]

12. So....

There just trying to make money like the rest of us.

[JohnKleeb]

14. its silly is the point

[Lady Freedom]

15. So what!

People buy it!

[JohnKleeb]

16. yeah I know but this is how things are here :)

:)