Lady Freedoms 4 star list. I know I'll get flamed!

[Lady Freedom]

Forkboy ****
pfitz59 ****
GOPisEvil ****
ForrestGump ****
short bus president ****
WannaJumpMyScooter ****1/2
Itascapark ****1/2

I know two 5 stars But I will not share! :evilgrin:


Flame away!

[DS1]

1. What is there to flame about?

Although, now that I think about it, I think I'll flame all DU popularity contests. Why, you ask?

Because nobody has the fucking balls to say who they have a crush on, who they think is an asshole, who they secretly dig, etc. It's all "I know, but I'm not telling", or "They know who they are".

Fuck that, spill the fucking beans or don't post. Wusses.

Ohh, I have a favorite poster. Wow, real informative there!

/secondary flame

[Lady Freedom]

4. OK so I'm a wuss!

But at lest they know who they are! Its not like they don't know! It's just that you don't!

[ForrestGump]

5. Chill, dude

I am the one that should be peeved, because the Lady only gave me a mere demigod's complement of four stars when we all know that I'm my own supernatural Milky Way (nice opening there, I think - and, indeed, that is itself another opportunity).

Thanks, Lady Freedom, by the way. :-)

And everyone already knows who I've got a crush on: all women. Period. Well, actually, they can get a bit grouchy around that time of the month. Of course, it's a tad more accurate to say that I've got more of a crush on some than I do on others. And I'm not telling who they are....tee-hee.

And I've got one on me, too, of course. I had to slap myself last night when I heard me moaning my name while I was making love to myself. And after I made myself that romantic dinner, too, and put on the mood music....

[DS1]

6. I think your opening sucked

/tertiary flame

:evilgrin:

[short bus president]

7. I think your sig image sucks!

or blows, as the case may be. ;-)

[DS1]

10. hahaha LOL

finally noticed your text in green!

Btw, your short bus sucks, it sucks so hard it makes black holes jealous! It sucks so hard dark matter doesn't even want anything to do with it. It sucks so much, it runs on diesel!

;)

[short bus president]

11. "Let me tell you what shortbus is packin'

right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle."

:P

[DS1]

16. Fix the cigarette lighter

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

[short bus president]

17. Now, I owe it to myself to tell you, Mr. DS1,

that if you are thinking of taking the tribe cross country, this is the automobile you should be using. The Wagon Queen Family Truckster. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it.

[DS1]

20. I think you're all fucked in the head.

We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something.

This is no longer a vacation.

It's a quest.

It's a quest for fun.

I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun.

We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes!

I gotta be crazy!

I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose.

Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

21. Sorry folks... the Moose out front should have told you

We're closed today.

[DS1]

22. That's not a real gun, is it Clark?

Are you kidding this is a Magnum P.I.

[short bus president]

23. Shut your mouth, son!

Ya' know, if I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver faster than you could say police brutality.

[DS1]

26. Are you aiming for these people?

No.

Well, maybe that mime.

[cherryperry]

33. OK, that does it!

DS1, you had me at "Fix the Cigarette Lighter" . . .
B-) :loveya:

[ForrestGump]

14. You've never even seen my opening

So please be so kind as to withhold judgment.....

[DS1]

32. OK, Elvis, open unto me

!

[NightTrain]

2. Four stars for what?

What did I miss here?

[fishnfla]

8. I think it has something to do with prom night

Or maybe the big homecoming dance thats coming up!!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. Yeah, that's it... we are competing for seating in the limo

yeah, that's the ticket, yeah

[Lady Freedom]

3. No talking about Book!

Sorry, But I had to say that after the other got highjacked! heheheheheheheheheheheh!
I love to read but! heheheheh!

[Aristus]

12. My wife gave me four stars this morning.

:evilgrin: Sheesh, sometimes it seems her frickin' period goes on forEVER! It was nice to get back down to bidness.

[Lady Freedom]

13. CAN WE PLEASE STOP POSTING ON THIS SO IT WILL GO AWAY

[DS1]

29. Lock it, smhock it

mock it, doowop it. Doo wap, doo doo dooo wap! it!

Yeah!

Take that!

[Lady Freedom]

15. I HAVE ASKED THE MODS TO LOCK THIS SO PLEASE STOP POSTING!

[short bus president]

18. D'OH!

My apologies... It seems DS1 and I hijacked your thread somewhere up there around the middle. I was just replying to him and didn't realize you were trying to have the thread killed. You should let it stay open. Seriously - DS1 and I are being ever so witty!

[Lady Freedom]

19. Thats not the problem!

Wish it was.

[Ramsey]

28. Oh man, I cannot resist

At this posting, Lady Freedom, your post count is 666!

I think that about sums up the quality of this thread :evilgrin:

How's that hijack!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

24. well, half witty... which is why I had to step in

[short bus president]

25. which brings us up to what?

5/8?

:P

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

27. Precisely... damn you are good at math

[SOteric]

30. Kudos on your list

You have excellent taste.

'Course there's a lot of other dudes hereabout that might be worth at least 4 stars, too.

[DS1]

31. Lady Freedom, is that you?

Is this me?