Post Your Favorite Bar Lie

[Symarip]

Do you lie when you talk to strangers in public? I sure as hell do. It may sound a little strange, but I just don't like raving lunatics knowing where I live and work. Plus, the women of NoVa seem awfully interested in what males do for a living. I find this rather demeaning. I don't walk up to women ask them how big their funbags are. Why can't people just talk and be generally happy with each other for conversation?

Anyhow, when someone asks me what I do for a living I have two standard answers:

1. I'm a hand model.

2. I'm a Christian video game designer working on the upcoming game, Messiah Massacre, which will be available next Christmas.

[redqueen]

1. Yeah but you can see their boobs right there.

Unless they're in a burqa.

Y'all need to start wearing your tax returns on your chest. That'll cut down on a lot of BS right there.

[Symarip]

3. Oh please.

Like women aren't as trite as men are. Even if we did staple our tax returns to our sleeve, girls would still try to find some George Clooney unemployed asshole to take home.

[redqueen]

4. Yeah but the rich dude is for marryin.

The other one's just for fun.

(Yes, women can be *just* as shallow.)

[redqueen]

2. Oh but the lying... right.

I don't lie, cause I'm just not that creative. When I try it's really obvious, so I just don't. I did used to use a fake name at bars though. "Simone" :rofl:

[DS1]

5. I pretend I have friends on the Internet