Are you Liberal or Conservative -- And Why?

[Frank Cannon]

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. I believe everybody's politics should be determined by smoking, drinking and Martha Stewart. nt

[Deja Q]

3. I tend to do this all the time, that is forget to use the :sarcasm: tag like how you forgot!

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

2. Ish! Millennial fodder!

Seriously, don't peg me - I'm a centrist and think they're all nuts.

I wonder if Ken has "knocked up" any girls... hopefully he'll do the right thing if he had. Of course, if we lower the age, let's encourage him to drink until his blood alcohol level reaches .408 -- maybe he'll change his mind at that point. Cretin. (I know people who've gotten that drunk (and helped them); it's HORRIBLE to be in that condition and it's horrible just to gawk and gape at people in that condition too.

Jessica is an unmitigated nut and buffoon, unrepresentative of any civilized society; when I was in high school in the late 1980s, all sorts of garbage was tolerated. (e.g. heavy metal concert t-shirts with slogans like "metal up your ass" complete with visual representation) And I know it's worse today.

Aaron is an anarchist. Not a liberal. Looks like a thug who'd want to get away with rape and murder too.

Virgiliene probably took too much booze and drugs; if she's the same respective age as the other tots, that is... Or maybe she's from another planet, I have no idea... What's she talking about anyway? Clinton got the word "impeached" attached and Martha went to jail. Is she suggesting Martha should only be impeached? From what, a sappy television show?

Antoinette's comment is a misnomer; not to mention some liberals like stability rather than change... and how does one define "positive results"? Or "change" for that matter? She looks far more intelligent than the others, but the context in her message doesn't exist - or at least is too cryptic for even my comprehension, and everyone knows I love to talk in riddles.

As for Keith; he can turn his lungs into highway pavement (tarmac) all he wants. The taxes from the ciggies will pay for social programs to help others and likely give him a lung transplant at reduced cost so he can continue to puff away, make new tar for highway 94, and keep those programs to legitimately help others going too.


All in all: It seems a myopic article; half the "liberals" seem more "Libertarian" - and thus don't qualify as your typical stereotypes for political labels.

[Symarip]

4. Tee Hee

Yo dawg, I'm conservative because I like saving my money to buy new hats to wear sideways.