I just found out that Hannah Montana IS Miley Cyrus

[Symarip]

One of my coworkers came in to my office talking about some shit I don't care about - pop culture happenings and all that. And then it dawned on me as she was yapping, these two entities I hear people talking about are one in the same. WHO FUCKING KNEW?!?!

Man, I'm out of touch.

[rcrush]

1. I didnt find out who she was until she became a slut and lost her cell phone.

[Symarip]

3. I haven't even heard about that

Or maybe I did. I'm never shocked to find out a media slut is a slut in the IRL.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. She's NOT a slut. She's a kid, fer cryin' out loud.

[Symarip]

7. How old is she?

I honestly don't have a clue.

Word on the DU is that she lost her cell phone.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. She's barely 16.

And regardless of what you think of her father, the family appears to be very happy and very loving.

[Symarip]

11. People with mullets shouldn't spawn

It's a fact.

Anyhow, being that young in the spotlight is pretty horrible. I don't think it's fair for parents to allow their kids to be paraded around showbiz in the formative years. Or, maybe she shouldn't be allowed to have a cellphone. Who knows.

How long has this Hannah Montana thing been around?

As a joke, last year, I sent my friend a Hannah Montana birthday card. He wasn't impressed when he received it in the mail. I remember when I was buying it the cashier started talking to me about it because (OMFG!!!!) her niece was into it... I just stared at her blankly and told her I'm buying this for a 25 year old. She wasn't impressed, either.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. A couple of years. It started on the Disney Channel.

And, say what you want about the Disney Channel, I don't have to parental control it for inappropriate stuff. I don't like my kids to watch violent stuff. I don't mind the romantic (read, sex) but the violence is unnecessary IMHO.

My son is just starting to get into some horror stuff like Saw :puke: He's sixteen. I figure he's old enough at this point to determine whether or not he finds it upsetting.

[redqueen]

9. Why'd you call her a slut?

Midlo says she's not a slut... so spill it.

[bigwillq]

14. It's a little harsh to call her a slut.

:mad:

[Ava]

23. oh, you know miley cyrus?

because if you think you have the right to call her to slut then obviously you know her very well and know what she's doing in order to make her a slut.

the girl and her music get on my last nerves, and unfortunately i have to hear it often since my little sisters love her show and music. however, this whole "she's a slut" bullshit is annoying the hell out of me.

strange how young men in hollywood don't get called sluts or whore eh?

[Rambis]

2. Who is who?

:shrug:

[redqueen]

4. That's not out of touch.

That's lucky. Sorry she burdened your brain with the BS.

[Symarip]

6. I remember when I was touched by the Cyrus family the first time around

My dad is from Kentucky and when Achey Breaky Heart became a smash hit for that week, ol' dad would remind me that they both grew up in the same town... Like I gave a shit.

I can't believe that guy spawned. He had a mullet that made Canada cry.

[LSK]

8. who the hell are you talking about????

:shrug:

[insanity]

12. I found out a few months ago.

Needless to say, my friends laughed at my ignorance

[Symarip]

15. I wish I could go back to the way things were

Not knowing was much better than knowing.

[insanity]

18. I once overheard a debate about who was hotter

Life is a sick and twisted state.

[mcctatas]

16. I thank the powers that be every damn day that my girls are

waaaaaaayyyyy too cynical to like Hannah Montana! Didn't her dad used to be somebody?

[Symarip]

17. Define 'somebody'

He sang a song that fans of pro-wrestling line danced to. He had hockey hair. Apparently, he has spawned. Oh, and he looked like this:

[mcctatas]

19. OMG..

he has a Wisconsin Waterfall! :puke:

[Symarip]

20. Look at the look on his face

You know when he says "business in the front, party in the back" he means it.

[Fire Walk With Me]

28. Hockey hair? I'm afraid that it's just not true.

And I imagine several of the pro teams would be happy to give Mr. Cyrus some achey breaky face.

[LynzM]

21. Really?

Who knew? Not me. LOL

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. I just found out about three weeks ago. I, too, thought they were separate utter losers.

But they are one and the same utter talentless bogus shitpile losers.

[redqueen]

24. This thread reminded me of a really old one.

Thanks. :)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1721647

[mcctatas]

25. OMFG!

:rofl:

Now that is the best thread EVER!

[redqueen]

26. dolo amber = legend

I luff her.

:loveya:

She really should post more. :D

[jakefrep]

27. No need to feel bad...

..I take it as a sign that you devote your attention to more important and substantial things.

[Symarip]

29. I suppose

I don't have kids and I don't watch TV.

[Orsino]

30. Dude, you just blew my mind.

It explains everything, man.

[laconicsax]

31. CALL CONGRESS!!! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!