i ran over a box of puppies before i plowed into the christian daycare center this morning

[datasuspect]

after drinking wild turkey and eating meth for 3 days.

[Symarip]

1. That's SO weird

I usually smoke it.

[datasuspect]

2. i seem to get off better and longer eating it.

[Robb]

6. (spits coffee)

:yoiks:

[Shakespeare]

3. That must've been you I saw posting in GDP, then.

That explains EVERYTHING. :rofl:

[northernlights]

4. thank you for your efforts

in controlling the KKK population.

Are the puppies ok?

[mcctatas]

5. As long as they were shelter puppies and it was a Christian

daycare center in the inner city I am sure you were doing the lords work

:yoiks:

[billyskank]

7. He does move in mysterious ways.

Especially when he's had a few *hic*

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Oh, whew! I was going to ensure you were drunk; I'm glad to see you were.

:thumbsup:

[datasuspect]

15. i cover all the bases.

[DarkTirade]

9. So all in all a pretty average day for you?

:shrug:

[datasuspect]

14. nothing too remarkable

[City of Mills]

10. Walmart is responsible.

They should've taken preemptive measures to prevent that sort of tragedy.

[foxfeet]

11. "The Meth-Driven Life."

[leeroysphitz]

12. I wanna PARTY with you, cowboy. n/t

[datasuspect]

13. a formula for happiness in life:

1. haul ass

2. get paid

3. party

4. repeat