How do you like these Boobies?

[LynneSin]

You better think twice about going near them:

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Uganda/photo//081128/photos_od_afp/1fddb3fa9b85cf648d5d91ade8eaf67e/;_ylt=Au47GudBmxUWzhURsGk9jacDW7oF

Uganda's police warned male bar-goers to keep their noses clean after a probe found a gang of robbers had been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious.
(AFP/File)

[TZ]

1. Huh.

Guess we know why DuStrange hasn't been around today.....:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

2. What about this pair?

Woohoo!

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. THAT'S the pic I was hoping to see.

Besides, any woman can tell you that breasts ARE chloroform.

[DarkTirade]

6. ... I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

I got distracted by breasts. :P

[graywarrior]

8. I just pleasured myself over those

[DarkTirade]

9. What, your bondage duck isn't enough for you anymore?

:P

[graywarrior]

11. Good thing it was you that said that

[DarkTirade]

12. I tease because I ca... well, actually mostly to amuse myself.

But I care too, honest! :P

[graywarrior]

19. Teasing is enticing

[DarkTirade]

20. It's funny, that's rarely my intention...

yet it keeps happening... :P

[graywarrior]

23. Ouuuu, you nasty little nasty

[DarkTirade]

25. Only on a good day.

:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

32. I must catch you on all your good days

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

34. It's hard to tell sometimes.

Because I'm equally smart-ass on my bad days. :P

[graywarrior]

37. Good!

So am I. I just got in trouble for being a smart ass tonight.

[DarkTirade]

38. Trouble? Caused by smart-assery?

I've never heard of such a thing!

[graywarrior]

39. Hang with me

I am an expert at it

[DarkTirade]

40. I'm usually pretty good at dodging it at the last minute myself.

But every now and then I'm too slow... and *SMACK*. :P

[graywarrior]

41. Well, I just told the truth in a smart ass kind of way and someone got their

feelings hurt.

[DarkTirade]

44. Ah. So it wasn't so much the smart-assery that got you in trouble, it was the truth telling.

[Deja Q]

13. I'llf ire up the grill for those two beauties!

[Guava Jelly]

4. boobies

I must go near them.I must smell them..Ugh.. have,want,neeeed!!

[Parche]

5. Too Much Chloroform

can make you go Tits Up...:hi:

[Orrex]

22. Something similar happened to my friend who used to work burlesque

But her name was Ethyl.

:shrug:

[FloridaJudy]

7. Ummm....sure

Would someone like to explain how anyone could smear enough chloroform on her cleavage to stun a suitor without knocking herself out first? Wouldn't it be a lot easier to slip chloral hydrate in his scotch, or lure him into an alley?

Somehow I don't think this will pass the Snopes test.

[DarkTirade]

10. Most of the time when such things are done its with something that needs to be ingested

so there's usually licking and/or kissing involved.

[FloridaJudy]

15. Makes sense if it's a barbituate

But chloroform needs to be inhaled.

[DarkTirade]

18. Yeah, I don't know about this one.

I'm just talking about similar things that have happened in the past. :)

[jbane]

14. just thinking the same thing

[LynneSin]

16. I'm a bit challenged too but well there's the story

:eyes:

[mike_c]

43. that was my thought too....

Chloroform is pretty volatile-- and she'd be breathing it ALL the time, rather than just getting the brief dose a cleavage sniff would yield.

On the other hand, good science dictates that no conclusion be advanced before the data are gathered. I'll get back to you when I have the data, um, in hand. So to speak.

[edbermac]

17. They look plastic to me.

I wouldn't go near them even if I had a 10 foot pole. :7

[rcrush]

21. Well if I'm going to be mugged...

I can think of worse ways for it to happen.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

24. so thats how MccTatas ended up with my wallet!!!

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

26. Oh, you're in trouble now

:9

RL

[PaddyBlueEyes]

28. too late

shes been kicking my ass for awhile now...

[mcctatas]

27. Paddy...

yer a dead man! :rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

29. Yes dear...

:scared:

[mcctatas]

30. Last time I ever give you the password to my photobucket!

:P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

33. Well being the well meaning socialist I am

share and share alike right? Now where is that fur thong shot??

[mcctatas]

35. You wouldn't dare..

:evilgrin:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

36. Heh Heh Heh Heh

Naaah that ones a keeper...now the leather one...:evilgrin:

[ghostsofgiants]

31. They look fake.

[Skittles]

45. fake and hard as rocks

[deucemagnet]

42. After I woke up without a wallet for the third time...

...I started catching on to this trick. :P