Do not try to out-weird me!

[AlienGirl]

I get weirder things than you with my breakfast cereal!

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

1. I know..

I remember that time you poured out that bowl of cereal and I fell out!

[JaySherman]

2. Pink hearts, orange stars, blue diamonds, green clovers...

:headbang:

[everythingsxen]

3. They're always after me lucky charms!

*chuckles*

What? Why's everyone always laugh when I say that? They are after me lucky charms!

[JaySherman]

5. LOL!

GET IN MY BELLY!!!

[MrSlayer]

4. "I'm so cool, you can keep a side of beef in me for a month.....

I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis."

[Dogmudgeon]

6. Competetive wierd?

That's downright normal!

In the words of Mao (Bob Mao, not Mao Zedong), "Let a hundred wierdos bloom, a thousand misfits contend."

--bkl
Cereal for breakfast?
Sorry, I don't like food that talks to me.

[ET Awful]

7. “Life... is like a grapefruit.

It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.”

[TXlib]

8. I miss Douglas Adams...

[Az]

9. The imperitive fish

Posit the notion that felonious quantities of snarl are adequate for profit. If you take the sum of the fish and insist that Marcel Marseu is in fact the Kwizat Saderac then you will face the ultimate in fiduciary trust. Upon coming to this conclusion one would naturally find themself pondering the cosmological truth that is interlocking M's. Beyond this there are few puppies that we can educate. In conclusion, let us begin.

[THUNDER HANDS]

10. you're not weirder than me

I've been dating a girl for two weeks and her favorite color is pink.

So yesterday I went to Macy's and bought a pink tie, just for her.

Now who's the weird one?

;)

[AlienGirl]

11. Oh yes I am!

I'm dating Everythingsxen! Try to get weirder than that!

[THUNDER HANDS]

12. I can

I found out two nights ago that I'm dating a virgin.

Top that!

[AlienGirl]

13. Well, I *was* dating a virgin...

:D

[everythingsxen]

14. *giggle*

:D

[THUNDER HANDS]

15. oh get a room

:D

[regnaD kciN]

20. Hey, that's my line!

;-)

[jimbo fett]

16. "I've got weirder things than you in my stool"

to paraphrase Piscopo's Sinatra on SNL.

[burythehatchet]

17. Is this wierd or just gross?

couple week ago I went to town on Indian food.  Very spicy indian food.  I mean scalding hot.  Overdid it.  The food was so good I just ate way past my capacity.  Went to bed with my stomach churning.  Was rudely awoken by the rush of flaming hot and spicy vomit rushing up my esophagus.  I clamped my mouth shut because there was no way I was going to puke in bed.  The vomit had no place to go except into my sinuses.  So if you can imagine snorting curry and red pepper, you might have an idea of the feeling that continues to haunt me weeks after the event.

[jimbo fett]

18. TMI - too much information!

[blm]

19. The owls are not what they seem.

.