My mother is a smartass...

[mcctatas]

so as I sit at her house, my entire life in limbo waiting trying to make a plan and waiting for my divorce lawyer to call, I see a cute kitty on the tv and say "I want a kitten" to which the evil old shrew replies:

"Great idea, I knew you'd come up with a fuckin' plan"

the warmth of a cobra that one :P

[Symarip]

1. She should be a Lounger

Fit right in.

[mcctatas]

2. It's bad enough being facebook friends with her...

not the Lounge too! Oh the horror :scared:

[NewJeffCT]

3. ah, so now we know where you get it from!

:P

[mcctatas]

4. I'm sure I have no idea what you are talking about sir....

O8)

[nickgutierrez]

5. You walked right into that one.

:P

She sounds like my mom.