So when did you find out Satan was not real, and how did you find out?

[raccoon]

I can't recall now, when I figured out that His Satanic Majesty was just fiction. A representation of humankind's dark side, or an excuse for doing something you should'nt have.

[Schema Thing]

1. Unfortunately, I didn't figure that out until

such time as I figured out that Jehovah was not real; simultaneous with my figuring out that Jesus also was not real, at least not in the sense he'd been portrayed to me.



Those realizations rocked my world, but in a good way.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

2. Bullshit. He is still in an undisclosed location

With his shotgun

[gabby garcia]

3. I didn't even hear about him til I was in grade school.

Didn't believe then, don't believe now.

I think.

[billyskank]

4. Dude, Satan is real.

Who do you think Dick Cheney is?

[hunter]

7. Dick Cheney is just an evil minion.

Satan's mini-me.

[jeff30997]

5. Same time for Santa.

About 4 years old.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. Are you kidding me?

He lives in the effing White House.

[Kali]

8. ...

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[DarkTirade]

9. Satan's not real?!?!

:cry:

[Deep13]

10. I figured that if Christianity is horseshit, then its minor deities were too.

Sorry, but that really is the answer. I was in college then, late 1980s.