Discrepancies between CBS's "Rudolph" and the Bible's (airs TONIGHT 8PM)

[underpants]

"Rudolph" at least the COULUMBIA Broadcast System's treatment of it airs
TONIGHT at 8 PM Eastern

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/underpants/10

Posted by underpants in The DU Lounge
Thu Dec 01st 2005, 08:57 AM
As you know last night was the annual airing of the 1964 claymation treatment of the gospel's Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer story.

You may receive the normal e-mails protesting the liberal interpretation by directors Kizo Nagashima and Larry Roemer (produced by Jules Bass and Arthur Rankin Jr.) Just a heads up.

The depiction of the Abominable Snowman as "against Christmas" is an attack on patriarchal Christian societal teachings. Likewise his carnivorous tendencies serve to paint a negative light on meat eating particularly baby reindeer eating. Notice that he prefers "pork"-see producer credits

According to the scriptures Hermey was not THAT gay.

Okay Yukon Cornelius was but he was Canadian probably French Canadian.

The scriptures in no way promoted the pre-marital flirting (which leads to you know what) between Clarice and Rudolph.

The idea that a secular figure such as Santa Claus could "cancel Christmas" is a direct affront to God on his son's birthday. It is important to note that this whole "non conformity" interpretation was initiated the same year that the Beatles first appeared on TV in the United States...a coincidence?

The following appears in no way or no where in the Bible:
Yukon Cornelius: Whoa. Whoa. Unmush, will ya?

It is commonly accepted knowledge that the "great snowstorm" was a warning from God to all of the sinful behaviour displayed in this story and to imply that a genetic freak could over ride God's will is blasphemous.

[Parche]

1. There Is Snow show like Rudolph

Fuk the bible

so there

:hi:

[Arugula Latte]

2. Heat Miser is a thinly disguised version of Satan.

[azmouse]

3. Anyone ever notice what a prick Santa is in that show?

No reindeer games for Rudolph, and no chance of pulling Santa's sleigh just because of his nose?! :wtf:

Santa should be taking Rudolph's side in this and encouraging the others to accept him.
What a miserable person he is to just write off Rudolph.

[underpants]

4. Lives in a castle too

"First one on the left, actually the only one on the left"

And what the hell is up with not having a dental plan? :shrug: DENTAL?? everyone gets that because hardly anyone takes advantage of it

[leeroysphitz]

5. And what about forcing thousands into permanent exile on a barren, frozen island

in the middle of nowhere? Forcing poor lonely "misfit" toys into a dreary pointless existence for no better reason than they being manufactured, through no fault of there own, with minor defects. Defects caused directly through the mismanagement of his own incompetent or poorly trained elvish work force or "helpers".

Santa is a vicious BASTARD and as far as I'm concerned he makes Hitler look like Wayne Brady by comparison.

[supernova]

6. Santa has a Jewish Mama wife

:rofl:

I think it's adorable, since before that I never thought much about Mrs Claus. :-)

[azmouse]

7. I just realized something! The elves were cloned! Had to be... they all look alike.

Except Herbie of course. But he wants to be a dentist! How shocking! :o

[underpants]

8. What about the tall one?

Santa must have wanted a basketball team

[azmouse]

9. A screw up in the petrie dish. Freak of North Pole nature.