Tacky T-Shirt slogans?

[Arugula Latte]

Rug's thread about his son's shirt made me think about the stuff I've seen printed on T-shirts.

The one I recall was in one of those mall stores for guys in their teens and 20s. The shirt said: "Where do you want it, the snapper, the crapper, or the yapper?"

Claaaaaaassy. Every women's dream, right? :eyes:

Do you recall any other memorable shirt sayings?

[Parche]

1. lloyd center?

or washington square?

:hi: :hug:

[Arugula Latte]

3. Wash. Square -- We're over on the west side.

:hi: :hug:

[Parche]

8. me too

Beaverton!!!!!!

[Arugula Latte]

16. woohoo!!

We're in Portland, but just barely. I'm kinda like Sarah Palin; I can almost see Beaverton from my front yard!

[Danger Mouse]

2. Anybody who wears that shirt should be receive a shotgun full of rock salt in the nuts.

[Parche]

14. rock salt sucks

:hi:

[Danger Mouse]

23. stop stalking me, you're damaging my ego.

:cry:

[Parche]

25. stalking sucks

:hi:

[Danger Mouse]

26. Parche sucks

:hi:

[redqueen]

4. "No fat chicks."

Even better if it's a fat guy wearing it. :eyes:

[Arugula Latte]

5. Oh gawd, I hate that one.

That was big in the early '80s when I was in high school -- the brainless surfer dude wannabes thought that was so clever. :eyes:

[Danger Mouse]

24. "No hairy fat sexist pigs." Where can I find one that says that?

[RagAss]

6. My George Carlin T-shirt ... bought it at a Carlin concert....

"Simon says
Go Fuck Yourself"

[Arugula Latte]

7. Heh heh.

I love George Carlin, as you can see from my sig line.

You can just hear him saying that, too.

[RagAss]

9. Yeh...the shirt is great...his smiling little face on the front and the line on the back...

[mcctatas]

10. On the back of a biker tshirt...

"If you can read this, the bitch fell off"
(or more appropriately, on a tshirt worn by a guy riding a motorcycle)

[skygazer]

11. And they have the cute matching one for her

"I'm the bitch that fell off" :puke:

[Arugula Latte]

13. Or maybe "the bitch" jumped off to get away from the asshole.

[fizzgig]

17. you know the guy wearing that is the epitome of class

:puke:

[littlebit]

12. I have one that says

Every time you see a rainbow god is having gay sex.

[Arugula Latte]

15. That should be turned into Precious Moments merchandise.

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

18. want!

:rofl:

[DS1]

19. Just about all of them

[nickgutierrez]

20. What he said. n/t

[Bucky]

21. "I'm with stupid" but instead of an arrow, there's an Uncle Sam finger pointing straight out

It would be better to have the same shirt, but with the arrow pointing straight down.

More honest, anyway.

[Arugula Latte]

22. I like the idea of the finger pointing south with

"I'm with stupid, and he does the thinking for the both of us."

:rofl: