So I've decided to start a dating website: I'll Settle

[originalpckelly]

illsettle.com

Finally, a dating site for those out there who are fucked up and don't want to fool with this shit anymore. Wanna get laid? Wanna date? Relationship? Tired of rejection? Willing to settle for imperfection or even less? Try I'll Settle.com and you probably won't regret it.

Our precision dating system, a checklist of physical and mental flaws for which you'd settle, will surprise you with it's fair to midland results. Mom won't be surprised you pulled in an ugly loser like you!

Remember folks, that's illsettle.com.

[mcctatas]

1. I think it's genius!

sign me up :P

[originalpckelly]

2. I know I want to join a site like that...

it sounds about my speed. Maybe I should really start it? :rofl:

[musette_sf]

3. i had a similar idea a few years ago

i was going to call it "Diminished Expectations".

[arcadian]

4. I'll join

n/t

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. I was about to ask how much you'll charge, but screw the cost

This sounds like my last hope. :)

[originalpckelly]

7. Come on, it'd be donation supported.

It'd be wikipedia and craigslist if they had an ugly child they wanted to marry off.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Sounds good.

I'll settle for somebody with a pulse, decent hygiene and no recent felony convictions. Got any of those?

[leeroysphitz]

9. Well LA-Dee-DA... Her Highness is too GOOD to date filthy dead felons!

:P

[originalpckelly]

13. Just how filthy and dead?

And why are they felons? :shrug: :P

[KamaAina]

8. I'd do it, but...

...I'd probably get one of those Dear John letters like people get from eHarmony, saying I'm not even happy enough to settle. :eyes:

[originalpckelly]

10. "Dear member,

We're sorry to inform you that you're just too fucked up, even for a site like I'll Settle. Perhaps you should try, LastHopeFuckIt, our deformed sister site that we lock away in the attic so that she won't bite the neighbors dog."

we lock away in the attack? can anyone tell how drug i is? :P

[peruban]

11. That reminds me of the comedy skit "Lowered Expectations"

I don't remember if it was SNL or Mad TV but it was funny as hell.

[originalpckelly]

12. It's Mad TV...

but this is different. Video dating, that's so '90s! Sheesh! :P

[DarkTirade]

14. I'm there.

[bluedigger]

15. Day late and a dollar short

but what the hell... I'm in!

There must be someone out there even more desperate than me...