Don't you people know how to smile?

[LeftyFingerPop]

C'mon, let's see those dimples.

[jobycom]

1. They don't even believe in Santa Claus around here.

We are in a morose and hopeless Hell.

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. I forgot.

[harmonicon]

3. I know someone who knows how to smile

it's a nice smile.

[amitten]

4. You first!

Then, sing the Star Spangled Banner for me! C'mon--do it!

[Heidi]

5. :grr: (nt)

[coyotespaw]

6. I smile less than

the character in the pic in my sig line.

[KitchenWitch]

7. I smile on command less often than I slit my eyeballs with razor blades

Sorry.

ETA: I am a moodybitch tonight. Not meaning to direct anything at you, philboy.

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. I understand KW, and I hope you know that I was not being serious at all when posting this OP.

I'm with you...I HATE it when people tell me to smile, and I usually respond with a simple "No".

This OP was merely a play off of the other thread about men telling women to smile.

:pals:

[KitchenWitch]

12. I know that philboy!

I was in an incredibly pissy mood last night.

I am really not much better today, but I was worse last night.

[hobbit709]

8. When someone tells me to smile, I give them an evil grin.

[nomorenomore08]

9. "Smile, you buggers! Pretend it's Christmas!"

:evilgrin:

[Callalily]

10. Oh, I smile all the time.

Sometimes it's just a facade, and sometimes it's for real. ;)