Please hear me out...I know this is hard to believe, but I have some info on Parche

[LeftyFingerPop]

I started getting curious about why Parche never posts his picture.

I started noticing little things about the way he posts.

Subtle little things that he probably thought no one would pick up on.

I've watched him for YEARS. I've tricked him occasionally in an attempt to find out what he was up to.

All this travel agent bullshit, and diversions by using plane pictures.

Well, today i have come to a conclusion on who Parche really is. I am 100% certain.

You better sit down for this.

Parche is a celebrity.

Parche is.......









































June Lockhart.

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. And here I thought it was going to be Johnny Depp.

Sigh.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Now that's just silly.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. I know, but a girl can hope.

And let's agree on the fact that they're both rather...er...eccentric.

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Yes, I would agree.

[FloridaJudy]

2. Whew!

For a moment there I was afraid you were going to say Keyser Soze.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Who's that?

[Chan790]

12. You can rest comfortably. Parche isn't Keyser Soze.

I am. :)

[sniffa]

7. And I have some info on Ignored

[jobycom]

8. Who's June Lockhart?

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. Timmy's mom...

You know...."What is it girl? Is Timmy in the well"?

[jobycom]

10. Hm.

We either have a generational and/or cultural gap here, or you've gone loco again. Timmy, as in Timmy Turner, from "Fairly Odd Parents?"

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Timmy from Lassie.

Remember the old black and white Lassie shows?

She also played the mom in "Lost in Space".

[jobycom]

14. Mimi Rogers played the mom in "Lost in Space." She was Tom Cruise's wife.

In real life, not in the movie. His first wife. Probably not at the time, though.

I don't remember Mimi Rogers playing Lassie, though.

[elshiva]

13. Philboy is the Beaver.