I can't believe MrsG is a vampire-lusting Cougar

[LostinVA]

:cry:

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. A girl can't tell you anything in confidence...

:cry:

[LostinVA]

2. Did you know the Titanic sunk?

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. You're too late with that one...

That's like, so 1998...

[Midlodemocrat]

4. I can believe it.

Myself, I'm all about Taylor Kitsch from Friday Night Lights.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. See?

it's all good.

[SOteric]

6. I'm personally gratified

to see that both of you are steadfastly refusing to give up lusting after young hotties.

If the dudes of the world can slobber over 18-year-old pop divas and cyberlebrities, then it seems only fair that the dudettes can foster a crush on vampires and football jocks.

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. ...and...I could totally snag him too.

:D :hug:

[SOteric]

8. I believe that.

:7 :hug:

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Seriously. Only from afar, though.

I have two teenagers with cute friends. Not going there. :rofl:

[SOteric]

17. Yes, of course. And too -

Mr. Midlo is rumoured to be quite the prize. But having a sweetheart of a sweetheart doesn't render us blind to a handsome fella, now does it?

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. There's the thing...

Edward looks just like MrG did when we first started dating in high school. Without the vampire part, of course. :D

[SOteric]

21. I don't know that it will help your lust any,

but I spend every weekend in Forks, Washington. I can assure you there are no vampires there. There are loggers, a few Quinault, a pretty nice hot-spring, and recently a metric butt-ton of tourists, but no vampires.

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. I just knew it was all fake.

I knew it. ;)

WannaBe has a "thing" for Jacob.

[Midlodemocrat]

20. He's a God. How he puts up with me, I'll never know.

Talk about a man who comprised everything when he said I do.

:rofl:

[Bake]

37. Oh yeah, right. We believe you. Sure we do.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Bake

[LostinVA]

11. Does Sawyer know???

[Midlodemocrat]

14. My God, isn't he the hottest thing ever?

*swoon*

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

15. Even I think he's hot

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. That's because you're sick.

At least my crush is completely imaginary and silly.

[Midlodemocrat]

22. If she hooks up with Sawyer, does she need to return the toaster?

:shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. She oughta...

and wait until haruka sees this.

A shame. A really big shame. To think you know a person.

[LostinVA]

33. It's digital and can hold FOUR slices -- I am NOT returning it

[ScreamingMeemie]

43. You should have thought about that one missy.

[LostinVA]

45. Damn it -- Haruka's gonna be REALLY mad about the toaster

[ScreamingMeemie]

47. Walmart is having an awesome toaster sale.

:hi:

[LostinVA]

48. OMFG -- YOU TOO?!

:cry:

[ScreamingMeemie]

49. Hell no!

I just call 'em when I see 'em.

I shop Big Lots for that stuff. :D See? All good.

[LostinVA]

53. I love Big Lots

[redqueen]

25. Wait... you don't think Sawyer is hot?

Seriesly?

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. Apparently I only lust after fictional vampires 21 (human) years

my junior. But, in "real" fake years, he's 70 years older than me. If you understood that, you get my mind better than I do.

[redqueen]

30. I do understand it...

so clearly I'm having trouble figuring out where the confusion should be coming from. :crazy:

BTW I'm with you... that vampire-guy is hot.

[SOteric]

27. I'm going to have to agree, he's pretty swoon-worthy.

hubba x 2

[Midlodemocrat]

29. Man. He's SOOO hot.

Even all grungy and all.

'fans self'

[taterguy]

9. That information would be helpful if I was young, single and good looking

Que Sera, Sera

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. ...and a vampire.

Don't forget the vampire part.

[taterguy]

12. Well I do suck

Just not that into blood

[DS1]

19. I go to bed really really late

:hide:

[ScreamingMeemie]

31. And vampires never sleep

Vampires +1

[BarenakedLady]

26. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

:evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

32. I did not think so either.

But LostinVA is crazy. She just doesn't know it so keep it on the down low, k? :hi:

[LostinVA]

34. You posted an OP about it!?

[ScreamingMeemie]

36. I would never do that to a friend.

:*

[LostinVA]

38. I'm telling Haruka you kissed me

[ScreamingMeemie]

40. Just don't tell her that I liked it.

I love that song.

[LostinVA]

41. She probably wouldn't kick your ass

Unless you started talking about ANTM.

[ScreamingMeemie]

42. Even though that last one was lame...

It should be the body of the work like it used to be.

[LostinVA]

44. I loved Tyra's "Fairy Godmother" during the Makeover episode

Actually, I didn't. Her insane cheesy megalomania doing that made me want to bonk her on the head with a flatiron.

[LostinVA]

39. I'm telling Haruka you kissed me

[El Fuego]

35. Is Daniel Radcliffe still doing those naked scenes in Equus?

Just wondering. :)

[ScreamingMeemie]

50. Harry Potter has never been the same.

[Deep13]

46. She's a Cougar?

:shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

51. I got way better rims than that.

:P

[KamaAina]

52. Well, she'll soon have the Cougar part down pat, anyway

[ScreamingMeemie]

54. What do you mean by that?

Huh...buddy? :D