If you could create a career that would give you guaranteed income, what would it be?

[MrScorpio]

I would be a Global Anesthetician.

Making things like music and architecture more beautiful.

I would even turn my talents to different parts of the planet, turning grief and strife to beauty and happiness.

I'd get paid big time bring joy to the world.

[Arugula Latte]

1. I want someone to pay me big $$ to pet kitties and surf DU all day.

[LeftyMom]

2. You know when the feds were hiring for people to go to vegan potlucks?

I need a job like that, minus the whole "reporting to the federales" bit.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

3. Professional artist.

Painting pictures and murals to brighten peoples' living spaces.

[redqueen]

4. Wouldn't that be aesthetician?

I think an anaesthetist is someone who applies anaesthesia, no?

[Wapsie B]

5. If I had only a clue as to what that might be.

:shrug:

[JVS]

6. lolpoet

[ACTION BASTARD]

7. Porn Consultant

I could troubleshoot, scout new, exotic locations and "interview" new talent.

By Crom! Yes, this could work.