Uh..uh..uh..uh A theory on the stammering

[Dees]

performance during a perfunctory media event for McMonkeyPops. It's because Rove has shoved the guy out in front of the lights without the slightest regard for the little guy's feelings. You'd be confused and stammer as well if your daily routine was disrupted by this arduous task. Here's my perception of a day in the life.

Early to rise...Pickles gently wakes the little guy up.
A plate of strawberry Pop Tarts to tide you over.
Three combat games on X-box
Mid morning snack of juice.
Condi reads you the funnies'
Cowboys and Indians on the back lawn til noon.
Lunch break for cheeseburger Happy Meal.
After lunch, nap with bankie.
T-Ball with Unca Dick.
Snack of Twinkies and milk.
An hour in the Oval Office making paper clip strings.
Dinner time and it's Tombstone frozen pizza with chocolate milk.
A little TV...Nick at Nite
Off to bed and huggies for all the big people.
Say your prayers.
ZZZZZZZZZZZ....
Ready for another tough day tomorrow.

[TXlib]

1. Sounds about right.

[Kamika]

2. That was pretty funny

Condi reads you the funnies

:D