That's IT.. We now need TWO amendments...

[SoCalDem]

NO MORE NIPPLES

... nipples must be banned...They are nasty.. they cause fundy men distress .. cosmetic surgeons must be recruited immediately to have all female nipples removed.. There is extreme danger that "people" might see them and think lustful thoughts... Nipples are dangerous..


NO MORE than two sixes in a row.. the number 666 is offensive to sensitive christians, and they will go to hell if they see those numbers..

[Bertha Venation]

1. "nipples are dangerous"

:evilgrin:

[david_vincent]

2. Hahahahaa!

That's one of my pet rants. "Americans Against Nipples"! Our American way of life depends on hiding the existence of nipples from an unsuspecting public!

[MurikanDemocrat]

3. OUCH!

Stay away from my nipples!

;-)

[tom_paine]

4. I would support a Constitutional Amendment banning nipples

WOMEN'S nipples only, of course.

The male nipple is a paragon of virtue and one should not compared nipples in this way.

Totally smooth boobs will be all the rage in the New Imperial Amerika. And good Republicans, morally pure and free of sin, will comprise the Nipple Confiscation Squad.

<slaps face three times> :freak: :freak: :freak:

Sorry, I was channeling

.......................... (and his photo is right up there)

[DK666]

5. But what about my rights ?

EOM

[terrya]

6. Did you know that in Canada it's legal for women to go topless in public??

Tis true...

And yet, the times I've been to Toronto in the summer, I've never seen a woman topless in public (well, ok, except for gay pride)

Once again, our friends up North have a less silly attitude about nudity than we puritanical Americans.

Terry

[Elidor]

7. I further propose the establishment of Nipple Inspection Patrols

And of course I will volunteer to undertake this hazardous duty myself!

[BiggJawn]

8. when you get half a thousand Punjabi women, you can have a race.

The "Indian Nipple-less 500"....

[matcom]

9. You Can Have Their Nipples.....

when you pry them from my cold, dead hands!

:)

[arwalden]

10. When Nipples Are Outlawed... Only OUTLAWS Will Have Nipples.