Poll: Kenny G or the sweet release of death.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Poll question: Poll: Kenny G or the sweet release of death.

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. "Songbird" is the BEST SONG EVER.

Philistine.

[a_random_joel]

2. Agreed.

Song bird does NOT suck.

[a_random_joel]

4. Almost as good as...

Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. Never gonna make you cry!

Never gonna say goodbye!
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. Kenny G is well in with the people who own Starbucks.

There's always a threat when they open a new Starbucks in the Northwest that Kenny may want to play.

THIS IS NO IDLE THREAT!

[Whitacre D_WI]

5. Never gonna give you up!

Never gonna let you down!
Never gonna run around and hurt you!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. Rick Astley. Did you have to bring up Rick Astley?

Maybe there's another poll there. Rick Astley or the welcoming damnation of Cthulu?

[mmm]

11. Rick Astley or death? Death, of course!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

13. What about one-hit wonder Canadian rapper Snow or eternal damnation?

[a_random_joel]

14. I LIKE SNOW!

Informer ROCKED!!!

I'm deadly serious too!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

15. I just bet you liked House of Pain too, right?

Snow had a bunch of records after that, but I don't know if they did anything outside Canada.

[a_random_joel]

17. LOVE THEM!

Really, I do.

I'm the cream of the crop
I rise to the top
I never eat a pig
cuz a pig is a cop!



You can't beat that!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

18. Man, that's like poetry.

[a_random_joel]

20. Poetry in motion!!!

Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that’s a sin
I won’t tear the sack up
Punk you’d better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, come on!
Come on, throw your hands up
If you’ve got the feeling jump across the ceiling
Muggs is a funk fest, someone’s talking junk
Yo, I’ll bust em in the eye
And then I’ll take the punks home
Feel it, funk it
Amps in the trunk
And I got more rhymes than there’s cops that are dunking
Donuts shop
Sure ’nuff I got props from the kids on the hill
Plus my mom and my pops

Chorus

I came to get down (2x)
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around (3x)
Jump up jump up and get down.
Jump (18x)
I’ll serve your ass like john macenroe
If your girl steps up, I’m smacking the ho
Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bible’s got psalms
And just like the prodigal son I’ve returned
Anyone stepping to me you’ll get burned
Cause I got lyrics and you ain’t got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun
But if you do you’re a fool, cause I duel to the death
Try and step to me you’ll take your last breath
I gots the skill, come get your fill
Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill

Chorus

I’m the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like arnold schwarzenegger
Try’n to play me out like as if my name was sega
But I ain’t going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck buck you down
Put out your head then you wake up in the dawn of the dead
I’m coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie I’ll wet ya

[Screaming Lord Byron]

21. Dude, that should be on a plaque in the Smithsonian or something.

[mmm]

8. Death! Death! Ooo sweet death.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Me first!

[TlalocW]

10. Fine...

Death by Listening to Kenny G! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

TlalocW

[mmm]

12. That would be a quick death.

he he he

[MuseRider]

16. In my whole life

I have never heard so few licks played so many times. EWWWWW

[PVnRT]

19. That's not an "or" question

The only answer is death.

[MrSlayer]

22. This one is too easy....

Death for sure.

[NightTrain]

23. I think WAYNE'S WORLD 2 summed it up best...

...when it showed Garth being subjected to Kenny G. His mind immediately produced an image of himself sitting in a dentist's chair!