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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-09-03 09:47 PM
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Just when you thought the California election couldn't get any weirder...


So what does our new candidate have to say about his bid in the upcoming election? He proposes to rid California of Ònasssty industrial factoriesÓ and return the area to its natural state, or a slightly altered version: swampland. He also proposes a new solution to the energy crisis that has plagued the state for some time: ÒWhen the yellow face goes downÉnasssty lights stay off.Ó When the problem of the decreasing school budgets arose Gollum merely replied, ÒTeach them about fisssshesssÉÓ In fact, Gollum would like to see California return to the bartering system, using fish as currency instead of dollars.

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cherryperry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-09-03 09:51 PM
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How silly you are!
This comes from a Californian: I NEVER think CA can't get weirder ... that is your mistake! I mean, please don't misunderestimate us, okay?

:hi: :party: :toast:
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FreeperSlayer Donating Member (666 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-09-03 09:51 PM
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1. He's way more precious...
...than Mrs. Shriver.
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-09-03 09:57 PM
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2. gotta love a man with jewelry. <G>
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Rocinante Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-09-03 11:17 PM
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3. Gollum
the original two faced Republican.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-09-03 11:41 PM
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4. Yikes.. It reminds me of THIS one :)
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