Shocking news to report from Chez Midlo.

[Midlodemocrat]

Shocking. And, I'm serious.

Yesterday, Brenda the Goddess was here.

(She put out all my spring and fall decor, but that's another thread)

She told me her cousin is dating Michael Vick. :wow:

You heard right. He's here in the Petersburg Jail and she's dating him.

Brenda and I are getting ready to stage an intervention. I have it on good authority that there is a pit bull expert on this board who can direct us to the most vicious of the breed to sic on Michael Vick's nether regions.

:thumbsup:

[flvegan]

1. WTF?

How could anyone see past what he's done? How is moral bankruptcy remotely attractive?

No dog for his nether regions. Great white shark, that way none of him goes to waste. But, if it had to be a dog, it would have to be the volkodav (caucasian ovcharka). When trained to be so, the volkodav is the most fierce, brutal and deadly dog there is.

[Shell Beau]

2. I was googling LOLdogs and it showed some of the pics

of his dogs. It was beyond disgusting. It pissed me off all over again. He is a sorry SOB!

[flvegan]

4. Thankfully, all but one of the surviving Vicktory dogs are doing well.

I with the same couldn't be said for him.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. I know. Brenda was just sick about it.

I don't think I could stand to look at the guy without going for his eyeballs.

Some women have that whole 'I love a man in jail thing' going, I guess. Smacks to me of a woman who has no sense of self.

[MissMillie]

5. I hate to use the word hate, and I usually don't wish harm on people

But I'd like Vick to be treated the way he treated his dogs, namely:

I'd like someone to put him to sleep so that he can have all his teeth removed.

And then I'd like to see him tied down so he can be "bred"




He's the lowest of the low.

[NewJeffCT]

6. Is she really dating him, or is she just trying to date him?

either way, it sucks.

Best wishes to Brenda and her cousin.