If SUV drivers are selfish freeper shitbags, are Prius drivers sanctimonious prissy uptight nags?

[Rabrrrrrr]

I'm just curious what the stereotyping broadbrushers are recommending this holiday season in prejudicial asshole nincompoopery.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

oh, ,my yes

indeed

[LeftyMom]

1. They drive too slow in the fast lane, which is worse.

[rcrush]

2. I just sold my 05 Mustang GT

You could probably get a good deal on it.

[redqueen]

3. Aw all right...

but can we at least be prejudiced against Hummer-drivers?

Please?

[flvegan]

4. As tonight's Top Gear pointed out, the Prius is more environmentally damaging

than a Land Rover, and they get worse mpg than a BMW M3.

Hypocrites, the lot of them.

:hide:

[mainegreen]

5. And Subaru Forester drivers are basically loaded guns on the road, waiting to go off.

And those that drive the green LL Bean editions are landmines. Or roadmines, I guess.

[flvegan]

6. That's because they're gay.

Or is that the Outback?

[LeftyMom]

10. The Outback comes with a rainbow sticker as standard equipment.

It's The Official Car of Granola-ish Lesbians.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

40. True story

A woman I worked with had a rainbow sticker on her Subaru and she was straight. She had NO clue what it meant. I told her, and she was like, "well, that explains why lesbians keep waving at me when I'm driving." So I used to pin a rainbow button all the time on her purse when she wasn't looking. Sometimes, it'd be on there for a week before she'd notice.

Man, I miss Marty. She was awesome.

:cry:

[mainegreen]

11. I think the one's that drive the outback are Australians.

Or Austrians. I can't remember which is which.

What did Hitler drive?

[flvegan]

14. Hitler was the overlord of the VW Beetle.

Seriously. Had his Dr. Porsche flunky do it for him. Might be why the 911 looks so much like a Beetle.

[tigereye]

78. that totally blew me away when I found that out!

volks wagen,


I was looking at my yellow beetle one time from a distance, and I thought, damn, that car really has the look of 30s-40s Nazi- type staff cars. Creepy as hell. So ironic that it was the car of choice of the peace -loving...

[leeroysphitz]

15. Hitler drove a Citroën. n/t

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

79. Very nice looking car.

http://image.automotive.com/f/auto-shows/citroen-c-metisse-spreads-its-doors-at-paris-motor-show/1002414+w400+cr1+re0+ar1/citroen-c-metisse-concept-frontjpg.jpg
http://image.automotive.com/f/auto-shows/citroen-c-metisse-spreads-its-doors-at-paris-motor-show/1001929+w400+cr1+re0+ar1/citroen-c-metisse-concept-front-leftjpg.jpg
http://image.automotive.com/f/auto-shows/citroen-c-metisse-spreads-its-doors-at-paris-motor-show/1001941+w400+cr1+re0+ar1/citroen-c-metisse-concept-rear-left.jpg

[Midlodemocrat]

9. HEY!!! Two of my brothers drive the LLBean edition Outbacks!!!

Although one is black, the other is blue, so perhaps they're safe.


:thumbsup:

[mainegreen]

12. As does my mom. A green version.

If you see my mom driving towards you, say your prayers.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. You have a black brother and a blue brother?

Weird.

[Midlodemocrat]

17. We're a very interesting family, but in this instance, I meant the cars.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

42. Your brothers are definitely lesbians

[Midlodemocrat]

47. It is a source of worry. Should I tell their wives?

Or let them figure it out for themselves?

What to do. What to do.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

66. Let them figure it out for themselves

[taterguy]

64. I did not know that you had a black brother

How did your other brother turn blue?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

73. Wow!

You have a black brother and a blue brother!!!! You are ultra-multi-racial.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. What about those of us who drive minivans? We are a forgotten minority.

:cry:

And, it has fucking Sirius Satellite Radio. :bounce:

[sasquatch]

63. Quit bragging to us about your boxed wine hauler

[City of Mills]

8. I love my SUV

Ford Explorer, about 10 years old. Sits in the parking garage 5 out of 7 days of the week since I live two blocks from work and walk to obtain everything I need. I'm still considered a selfish freeper shitbag by some people here, that's OK though. I have thick skin :) The funniest thing is a lot of people comment on gas prices or ask me what the price is near me (the Haffner's closest to me tends to have the lowest prices in the area) but I never know, I only fill up once or twice a month.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Selfish freeper shitbag.

:eyes:

I kid. I kid.

I'm kind of in the same boat. I have a 2007 Town and Country that I purchased new in November of 2006 (to celebrate the Senate win. It's navy blue; the previous MidloVan was red)

Anyhoo. It has 15,000 miles on it. Yup. You read that correctly. And that includes a trip to Albany and a trip to Myrtle Beach.

I don't drive very much. I fill up about once every 2-3 weeks. I figure my carbon footprint regarding my car is far, far less than those folks driving Priuses because I work from home and just don't go places much. I have combined errands for years, more out of a lack of time than anything else.

[flvegan]

18. My 2007 Mazdaspeed3 has 13k miles.

My smugness trumps yours, Lt. Cdr. People Carrier. Ha!

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Can someone tell me what this post says? Thanks.

:smooch: for flvegan.

If I didn't have the MidloVan, what would BabyMidlo do when we were running errands? How would she lounge in the back seat with pillows and blanket and watch Everybody Loves Raymond?

Seriously. Think of the children.

[LeftyMom]

20. It says somebody is glossing over the fact that he bought his car used less than a year ago.

[Midlodemocrat]

22. I KNEW IT!!!! He's a freeper freep lying Mazda owner.

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

23. He bought Japanese because he hates American workers AND loves whaling.

:thumbsup:

[Midlodemocrat]

27. ME, TOO!!! That;'s the only reason I got TM's Camry for her!!!!

I LOVE whaling. It's so pretty.

Plus, we went out for sushi yesterday and it was inedible. The rice had too much vinegar. :puke:

[flvegan]

29. My car is 100% born and bred Japanese.

And they made zip off of my purchase. I reap the rewards of their innovation and hard work, they get bupkis from me.

I roll that way. Word.

[LeftyMom]

30. I heard your steering wheel and gear shifter are wrapped in dolphin hide.

Now maybe that's just an ugly rumor, but I'm posting it on the internet anyhow.

[flvegan]

32. It's naturally felled dolphin, though.

Score one for Oasis.

[LeftyMom]

35. Maybe that's what they told you down at WholeCars, but that's just marketing.

Really, that dolphin lived like this:

Dolphin hater.

[Rabrrrrrr]

36. Don't you catch them using death row inmates as bait?

[flvegan]

37. I've learned that they don't count as humans.

Has that changed? I swear I read that in GD recently.

What's really nice is that the dolphins seem so altruistic. You disembowel someone and toss them overboard on a chum line and the dolphins actually try to SAVE them. Go figure. Makes it easier to "naturally fell" them.

[Rabrrrrrr]

58. Your humanitarianism and compassion moves me to tears.

:cry:

That you would end a death row inmate's suffering by naturally felling their executors is... well, it's a goddamned inspiration, is what is. Especially since it's a well known fact that dolphins are terrorists.

[flvegan]

60. It's the Circle of Death...errr, I mean Circle of Life.

If the dolphins are terrorists, I look forward to Operation Blowhole.

[PVnRT]

70. Is it a free-range, fair-trade, organic car?

[flvegan]

75. Damn skippy.

Rainbows and puppies come out of the exhaust pipe. Every time I shift gears, an acre of rain forest grows back.

[PVnRT]

77. Only an acre? Fucking poser.

Those puppies coming out of your tailpipe end up as strays, getting rabies and dying of starvation. I hope you sleep well at night, dog- and union-hater.

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. Shouldn't BabyMidlo be back there making meth while you cruise for Johns?

I thought that's what Minivan owning women do.

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Want to hear a funny story?

A neighbor of mine a few years back got caught by her husband having *ahem* fun with not one, but two guys. On Valentine's Day. My brother still laughs about the poor schlub coming up the driveway with flowers and BAM!!!

Of course, it ended the marriage, but another friend said, (and this is what makes me LOL) "WTF was she thinking? It is fucking Valentine's Day. He's bringing flowers. She knows she's going to have to put out that night ANYWAY. WHY in God's name would she be doing it so willingly during the day?


:rofl: Shows you what most of us suburban moms think here in this particular burb. The bloom is off the rose.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

76. This needs to

be its own thread.

What in the hell is your address... I want to visit. :)

[flvegan]

25. "Holding" for distribution, Rabrrrrrr.

As a minor, won't get much of a punishment when Midlo gets pulled over.

Midlo has her shocked "Home Alone" face ready when the rozzers discover the cache BabyM has stuffed in her Jonas Bros backpack.

[Midlodemocrat]

31. Like I told JVS. No eating in the MidloVan

and that includes pseudophedrine. You're sick? Too fucking bad. Suck it up until we get to a rest stop.

[PVnRT]

72. Was eating allowed in your neighbor's friend's car?

[Canuckistanian]

26. They're RICH sanctimonious prissy uptight nags

And if I had that kind of dough, I'd be one too. :D

[Midlodemocrat]

33. Nah. Most of the folks I know that have them are far from rich.

Environmentally conscious, but not rich.

[pokerfan]

28. Smug

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKS!!!!

[TommyO]

53. I do need to get one of those, the Toyonda Pious gets great reviews!

[pokerfan]

57. It was a "perfect storm of self-satisfaction."

"Perhaps... one day... we can learn to drive hybrids without being smug about it, but for now... the technology is just too much for us."

[Rabrrrrrr]

59. That was one of the top ten funniest South Parks ever!

LOL!

Brilliant!

[Skittles]

34. yes and yes

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

38. I'm a selfish freeper shitbag, even though I no longer drive an SUV

Although, I must admit, in true Freeper fashion, I'd be happy to have a Jeep again with these gas prices.

I was once famously called a freeper because my stepfather has boats, that use gas, and I go out on these boats.

[Midlodemocrat]

39. It's more your stance on guns and the DP, freeper.

:hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

43. Yeah, LostinVA seems to think I'm totally wrong on those issues

The commie says I'm not allowed to get a handgun.

:hug:

[Midlodemocrat]

45. THANK GOD!!!! I would envision you blowing her away

or even worse, Mick.



:hide:

:hug:

[LeftyMom]

46. Countdown to some inappropriate joke about the DP...

I'm probably going to have to explain that one to midlo too.

[Midlodemocrat]

49. Unlike 'fluffing'. I KNOW what the DP is.

Although seriously, we must lead very sheltered lives here in VA because all of the moms in my circle refer to a child who is 'gassy' as fluffing.

I will be changing that perception, post haste. :rofl:

[flvegan]

51. I showed restraint.

[LeftyMom]

52. Probably the best you've done since their wedding night. Good job. nt

[mainegreen]

41. I believe you also like guns don't you?

Freeper.



:hide:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

44. You would be correct

[TommyO]

54. Oh noes, that makes me a selfish freeper shitbag too!

My brother has a boat and I go out on it a few times a year. He knows Barnegat Bay very well, including the good boat-up restaurants!

[ScreamingMeemie]

56. I traded mine (the butt warmer Yukon) in on a smaller shitbag mobile.

:)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

65. You are now less of the freeper I always knew you were

[doc03]

48. I'll go along with that and also call them a bunch of

pantie waist, latte sipping tree hugging nut jobs. :hide:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

50. This should have been a poll

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

61. Polls have a tendency to get buried

because answering a poll doesn't kick the thread to the top like posting an actual response does.

An unfortunate truth about DU.

[ScreamingMeemie]

55. I love you.

I really do.

Signed,

Former selfish shitbag (I can't bring myself to call myself a freeper but funny how easy shitbag comes to me)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

62. My dear Rabrrrrrr...

Oh, I certainly hope not!

That would mean my beloved husband is, and I know for a fact he ISN'T.

[PVnRT]

67. No, they're latte-sipping union-haters

At least, according to people in GD. That extends to owners of all foreign cars, of course.

[dropkickpa]

68. I'm much more sanctimoniousus than all of ya'll

I don't even own a car, I use public transportation! :silly:

[Tektonik]

69. You guys are all selfish fucking assholes, I walk to work

God how hard is it to find a job within 15 mins walking distance? :P

[QueenOfCalifornia]

71. As a person

with a mid-size SUV - An Isuzu Rodeo, I think that people who hate me for that are total asshats - It isn't a goddamned Hummer for cryin' out loud.

Personally, I don't give a rats ass what someone drives - they are making the payments and paying for the gas - it is none of my f-ing biz. Moralizing about this kind of thing makes me insane - BTW, If you drive a Hummer and vote Democratic, it's god damned good enough for me.

[Shell Beau]

74. The Honda Accord is perfect for all!!!

[raccoon]

80. Man, talk about flamebait.

:popcorn: