Canadians that are almost Americans

[MrScorpio]

Other than Bill Shatner and Christopher Plummer, who you got?

[Orsino]

1. Neil Young.

He's been on Colbert, who is America. That's only one degree of separation.

Come to think of it, Colbert sat in with Crosby, Stills & Nash, in Neil Young drag, making him...Neil Young.

Neil Young = America.

[CreekDog]

2. Neil Young was Rick James' roommate at one time

:rofl:

to have been a fly on that wall.

[1gobluedem]

3. Alex Trebek n/t

[Left Is Write]

9. He's not "almost" an American. He's been an American for 10 years.

:D

[mwooldri]

4. Pamela Anderson?

Well she is naturalized American but retains Canadian citizenship.

Mark.

[petronius]

17. At least she's partially assembled from U.S.-made components,

by American workers...

;)

[NewJeffCT]

5. Pam Andersen?

springs to mind.

[leeroysphitz]

6. ALL Canadians are almost American but no matter how hard they try they

can never fully attain this goal. For, you see, Canada is DECADES behind the U.S. in cigarette lighter technology.

[El Fuego]

7. The two French Canadians who punked Palin

They should be honorary Americans for helping Obama win.

[LeftinOH]

8. Leonard Nimoy. Canadians were in charge of the USS Enterprise

[Bucky]

20. Fucking imperialists out colonizing & raping the galaxy

If Carl Sagan (100% all American beef) had been captain, the crew would've behaved themselves.

[Swede]

10. Celine Dion.

She lives in Vegas.

[Capn Sunshine]

11. Peter Jennings, ABC news

damn Canadians, comin down here and taking all our jobs

[jakefrep]

12. Wayne Gretzky

[Zavulon]

13. Ryan Stiles, Jill Hennessy. (NT)

[BurtWorm]

14. I didn't know Samantha Bee was Canadian until last night.

There are a lot of Canadians oot there:

Raymond Burr
Ed Ames
Paul Schaffer
Martin Short
Catherine O'Hara
Seth Rogan
David Steinberg
Mort Sahl
Rick Moranis
Joni Mitchell
Donald Sutherland
kd lang
Naomi Klein
Paul Anka
Glenn Ford
Oscar Peterson

[martymar64]

15. Ricky from Trailer Park Boys

Well, he is stupid enough to be an American. That accent of his is pure Canuck, though. I could see J-Roc as a Yank as well.

[terrya]

16. Eric McCormack

[GOPisEvil]

18. Alan Thicke

[petronius]

19. All Canadians are almost Americans, except for the ones who are

always sniveling about how "Canada is part of America too. Blah blah blah. It's the name of the continent. Whaaahh!"

:)