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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 10:22 AM
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Poll question: Cake or Death: Puppies vs. Kittens
If one gets Cake... The Other gets DEATH!

Who should it be?


Puppies. So loyal and playful... Cuteness incarnate!
So full of puppiosity.

Would you Vote Cake, or DEATH?


Kittens. So fluffy and curious... Sweetness personified!
So utterly kitteny.

Would you Vote Cake, or DEATH?


Two goes in, one come out.

Choose well
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 10:25 AM
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1. I'll take the puppies and kittens
you can "take the cake"
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 10:49 AM
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2. I'll take kitties, some else can have puppies and none get death. nt
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 10:56 AM
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3. I have faced this many times. (metaphorically)
This is Sophie's choice.

Firstly, if a person gives you this choice they are evil, if they are evil you can't believe they would do as they say anyway.

What they are doing is trying to make you feel, their action of evil is your fault. It is not a way to hurt one of the two you are forced to choose from, it is a way to make a person actually think they caused the hurt.

When facing this. I find a third option. And give them both cake.


Letting someone else frame the options, is a relinquishment of potential paths, the world is not a maze, it is a wide open plain with a few obstacles.
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 11:02 AM
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4. No offense to OP intended,
This is actually pretty important.

If you concede to someone the power to make you choose. And they have proven they are bad by giving you such a choice. You become a tool of that very evil.

This paradigm is usually phrased a different way.

It is usually phrased like this. Do evil, or they will do evil to you. Same paradigm, do you give them the power to force you to choose?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 11:07 AM
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5. You should know by now that I AM evil
I first thought of using Axl Rose vs Brett Michaels, but I figured that most people would go "death-death"

Puppies vs Kittens is soooo deliciously sinister!
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 11:14 AM
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7. No problem
We are all evil sometimes.

:)

And I am sure you, like all of us, are good sometimes

:)
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hendo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 01:16 PM
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11. Thats easy. I choose Axl
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 11:54 AM
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10. Sophie's Choice and/or Chigurh's Choice
Evil.

Interesting.
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 11:12 AM
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6. Cake isn't good for puppies or kitties
Your poll is rendered invalid.
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 11:17 AM
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9. Ha!
In my attempt to not give the person the ability to make me choose.

I still did that very thing, by giving both cake!

of coarse in my mind it was metaphorical cake.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 03:29 PM
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13. Therefore I will eat the cake.
And we will seize the puppies and kitties for their own protection.
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 05:18 PM
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14. Best responce ever.
While I muse on about thoughts, you take action to save the kitties and puppies, you deserve your cake.

LOL
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 11:15 AM
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8. Sorry, puppies. You're cute, but not cute enough in the face of overwhelming kitten superiority.
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mnhtnbb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 01:34 PM
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12. When puppy and kitty go together, fur fun follows. No cake, no death, best buddies.
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