If there were no more women, what would change?

[LuckyTheDog]

Off the top of my head:

-- Cottage cheese would no longer be made.

-- Shaving would cease to be part of the morning routine of most men.

-- There would be more wrestling on TV.

-- Romantic comedies would become part of movie history.

[Lyric]

1. You would be reduced to RealDolls and Fleshlights.

Good luck with that!

:hi:

[LuckyTheDog]

2. It's a copycat thread

I certainly am not advocating that!

[Lyric]

4. lol, I know.

I'm just poking at you.

:hi:

[LeftinOH]

3. Someone would use the decorative hand towels

[DS1]

5. The bathroom decorating industries would crash in 2 days

[SOteric]

37. Worse for you,

there would only be 'gay porn' and 'more gay porn' to choose from.

[motely36]

6. More men for me to chose from!

:bounce:

[azmouse]

7. Tampons manufacturers would go out of business.

[commander bunnypants]

8. No more cutsie stupid sit coms

No mo Reba, No hallmark channel, and I would not trip over a brazzillion pairs of shoes

CB

[Bake]

16. Don't forget the Lifetime channel!

It'd be gone too.

Bake

[flvegan]

9. Bye, bye Oprah!

[LuckyTheDog]

10. Also Dr. Phil

His career would crash and burn.

[rcrush]

11. No more daytime tv

[redqueen]

12. No more lingerie. (nt)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. A lot more *ahem* how can I say this...

hungry men!

:P

[DarkTirade]

19. Hey, I can cook just fine!

Now cleaning on the other hand... not my forte. :P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. Not underwear, that's for sure.

:rofl:
Hey! I'm just kidding!

[Bucky]

28. Of course you're kidding.

Who wears underwear anymore?

[rcrush]

15. I could scratch whereever I want.

[sinkingfeeling]

17. Eventually, it would become very quiet on earth.

[DerekG]

23. Absolutely

"So what are you thinking about?" would never be asked again.

Cell phones would be reserved for businessmen and drug dealers.

Monks wouldn't have to retreat into the wilderness.

[mcctatas]

29. I'm pretty sure I'm offended by that comment!

;)

[BB1]

18. Wouldn't that be a happy place.

Arranging stuff would be over. Let chaos rule, works best for men anyway. No more 'neat' and 'tidy'. Men can cook for themselves, and do laundry and dishes.

It's just the part of 'impressing somebody' that would go. All the rest would stay;)

[One_Life_To_Give]

20. A Fart Pole in every living room

No need to hide the competition! Could publicly display our trophies for the Noisiest, Smelliest, Juicyest etc.

[madinmaryland]

21. Invest in the Porno industry!

RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

[MorningGlow]

22. Men would die off as well

Well, straight men, anyway. No women --> no incentive to bathe --> germ-o-rama --> plague --> extinction. :evilgrin:

[GreenPartyVoter]

24. Not underwear...

:hide:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

31. See post 14...

Great minds... :hug:

[GreenPartyVoter]

39. I couldn't help myself. I had to reply before reading the other answers. :^P And yeah,

totally GMTA! *high five*

[LaurenG]

25. Sex would be different ...

for some people. :shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

26. Three Stooges marathons.

All day, every day, every channel.

[BrklynLiberal]

27. No one would ever know where their car keys and the peanut butter are.

[Bucky]

30. On the other hand, no one would ask us to open the peanut buttter

So we really wouldn't need to find it in the first place.

Of course every household in the world barbecuing every night of the year might affect greenhouse gases.

[RetroLounge]

32. No one would be left to read my Poetry Thread!

Oh Noes!!!!

:scared:

RL

[Aristus]

33. No more reflexively ducking for cover every 28th day of the month...

:hide:

[Cabcere]

34. Well, I wouldn't be here anymore.

:P Or I'd be a dude, maybe. :shrug:

/meant to post something more philosophical, but...meh.

[LaydeeBug]

35. There'd be no playboy, hustler or juggs magazines. nt

[Monk06]

36. Sexually active straight men would finally have to admit they masturbate.

Gay men would see no changes accept perhaps more
dating opportunities.

[HEyHEY]

38. Bikini Kill wouldn't have an audience.