I'm calling in gay tomorrow. But I have a problem.

[trof]

I don't know who to call.
You see, I'm retired.
Maybe I'll call the Social Security Administration?
;-)

[ZombieHorde]

1. Just call random people.

[trof]

4. Good idea.

I'll pick 10 random names from the phone book.
This should be interesting.

"Hi, you don't know me, but I'm calling in gay."
"Hunh?"
"I'm calling in gay. I won't be in today."
"Wha?"
"I just wanted to let you know."
"Hunh?"
:rofl:

[ZombieHorde]

9. My wife and I had a hard laugh reading your post.

[trof]

11. Let me entertain you. Let me make you smile

:-)

[LeftyMom]

2. The golf course? The bar?

I don't have class on wednesdays, so I think my boycott will mostly consist of telling LeftyKid to make his own lunch.

[petronius]

3. I think you call Mrs. trof - tell her that you've come down with a case of teh gay,

so you'll be spending the day fishing and not mowing the lawn or whatever. (If you're braver than I am, you could also tell her that she needs to pack up a cooler full of beer and sandwiches...)

[trof]

6. You may be on to something.

Except she cuts the grass.
On her Honda mower.
Maybe I'll tell her I'm redecorating the living room?
No, she'd kill me.

[Dangerously Amused]

5. Call AARP, of course!

[matcom]

7. call me

i'll breath hot and heavy into the phone

[machI]

8. Call 970-3474

[crimsonblue]

10. is gayness a disease now?

this is dumb. Why must every protest stoop to strange hyperbole?

[DarkTirade]

12. Call Jenny at 867-5309

[Mike 03]

13. LOL, same here: #1, I work for myself, so I'm self employed. #2, I'm not gay, although I am

100% in this fight.