Wisdom from my 13 year old daughter...

[mcctatas]

"Wisconsinites can run in snow better than hookers can run in heels". I hate it when they say something clever and I have to go all mom on them when what I really want to do is high five her! ;)

[ZombieHorde]

1. Just have her replace the word 'hooker' with the word 'prostitute'.

[Iggo]

6. Weirdly enough...

...they prefer "hooker" instead of "prostitute." Even "whore" is kind of a badge of honor. But I never met a one of 'em who called herself a "prostitute."

[ZombieHorde]

26. I didn't know that, I am a nerd, so I would rather spend my money on video games than flesh games.

I don't judge those with different priorities than myself on this subject.

[Iggo]

28. I'm not sure exactly what you're saying...

...but Yaaaayyyyy!

:toast:

[ZombieHorde]

35. I will try to restate in bullet point form.

-I did not know that many prostitutes prefer the term 'hooker' or 'whore'.
-I am a nerd.
-I would rather spend my money on video games, than on prostitutes.
-I do not judge those who would rather spend their money on prostitutes, than on video games.

Thanks for the beer.

[Iggo]

36. Yeah, it's your need to tell me how you spend your money.

As opposed to how I spend my money, you mean? 'Cause otherwise, it doesn't make any sense.

[SoxFan]

23. Replace "prostitute" with "Illinois governor"

[Ellen Forradalom]

38. And "heels" with "toupee"

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. And have her replace "Wisconsinites" with "The most favored-by-God people in God's country"

[mcctatas]

3. Couldn't agree more!

:toast:

[elshiva]

4. Not quite as brilliant as

Don't tutch the but.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Can't you do both?

:shrug:

[mcctatas]

11. Ya mean like...

a Wisconsin hooker running through the snow in high heels? :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Wouldn't work

People would think you're running for vice president.

[mcctatas]

13. Well some people say I sound sort of Palinesque....

(the bodies are buried in my vegetable patch :evilgrin: )

[PaddyBlueEyes]

14. YOU BETCHA

[mcctatas]

15. Hello

"some people" ;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

16. You know what I have suddenly begun to dislike??

egg nog and DC..

[mcctatas]

17. I feel the same about strippers and limo's,

weird! :evilgrin:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

18. limos with

midwestern chicks? or limos in general?

[ceile]

7. brilliant!!

:rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

8. You shoulda high fived her

then checked under her bed...for Casey.

[mcctatas]

9. How is drama practice going?

:P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

10. I dunno

Ill let ya know at the Meeting... :D

[CreekDog]

19. you got an interesting family there

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

20. ....

Why do you think my idea of a dream vacation has gone from Month Long Tour of Europe to Medically Induced Coma? :crazy:

[CreekDog]

21. LOL

:rofl:

we got to pay you for these posts!

[crim son]

22. Eventually you're gonna have to give up.

My oldest are almost eighteen and almost sixteen and nothing is sacred any more. I keep thinking, soon they'll be out of the house and nobody can blame me. :P :hi:

[mcctatas]

24. I think I will make a rule that once they are out of my house

they have to call me by my first name so no one actually knows that the wolf they were raised by, is me :P

[Symarip]

25. You obviously have taken your children to Chuck E Cheese

You should be ashamed!


(high five)

[mcctatas]

27. Dude...

we don't have chuck e cheese in the toolies! ;)

[aikoaiko]

29. Your daughter has never seen a New Jersey hooker when the blue lights flash.

;)

you've got a clever daughter though.

[arcadian]

30. What does but tutcher have to say about that?

It's not sound until but tutcher weighs in.

[mcctatas]

31. He's too busy plotting how to get his grubby little hands on some

insulation. :P

[arcadian]

32. Yikes, I missed that story.

I got into that stuff when I was a kid, arms and leg covered in little tiny particles of fiberglass or whatever the hell that stuff is made out of, maybe asbestos. Yeah, when I was a kid my playground was new construction sites, I loved those places.

[mcctatas]

33. It's all he really wants for Christmas...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8280293

[arcadian]

34. I know why he wants it.

Because it has the Pink Panther on it.

[He loved Big Brother]

37. They have hookers in Wisconsin?

And most sex-positive feminist hookers (like, all ten of them) do prefer "whore".