Onion: Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore

[OswegoAtheist]

I :loveya: The Onion!

WASHINGTON—In an unexpected judicial turnaround, the Supreme Court this week reversed its 2000 ruling in the landmark case of Bush v. Gore, stripping George W. Bush of his earlier political victory, and declaring Albert Arnold Gore the 43rd president of the United States of America.

The court, which called its original decision to halt manual recounts in Florida "a ruling made in haste," voted unanimously on Wednesday in favor of the 2000 Democratic nominee.

Gore will serve as commander in chief from Dec. 10 to Jan. 20.

Oswego "I wish!" Atheist

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. That is very funny

but I also fear that it is all the time that would be required for Tipper to finish her work of destroying recorded and distributed music.

[Sebastian Doyle]

2. Too late for that

That work has been done. First by the consolidation of the entire record industry into the hands of just 4 companies (Sony/BMG, EMI/Capitol, Warner, and Universal) then by the RIAA nazis.

[Zavulon]

3. Rather than finding this funny, I want to scream.

But that's just me.