If there were no more zombies, what would change?

[Fire Walk With Me]

[harmonicon]

1. I would go out of business

These zombie readiness kits have been selling like hot cakes.

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. Like the big 3 automakers, you must be ready to convert over to peace-time products.

[Symarip]

3. I'd be the only one who shows up to work.

I wouldn't complain.

[flvegan]

4. DU's user registration number.

[leeroysphitz]

5. My sig line. n/t

[DarkTirade]

6. There would be a drastic reduction in TV programming.

[sohndrsmith]

7. what are zombies? nt

[intheflow]

9. Zombies are the brain-sucking undead.

On DU they refer to tombstoned members who sign up with a new username to suck out our brains again.

Here's an example of a Freeper who died and then came back to to haunt us:
http://www.neatorama.com.nyud.net:8090/images/2006-11/zombie-portrait.jpg




*Disclaimer: I don't know who this guy is or his political persuasion. But his zombie head was drawn by Canadian illustrator Rob Sacchetto. :)

[sohndrsmith]

10. huh. Who knew... I figured IP logs deterred that sort of thing...

by tombstoned I'm guessing you mean removed...

thanks for the info!

[krispos42]

12. They do. But it's not 100%.

An awful lot of new registrations get tombstoned without every making a single post. Freepers can be very unimaginative with their troll accounts.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=222274


:-)

[sohndrsmith]

13. why am I not surprised.... : ) n/t

[Wapsie B]

14. Otherwise known as republicans.

Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

[Danger Mouse]

8. No more Resident Evil 4. That makes me a sad panda.

[krispos42]

11. The people that make this firearm would go out of business

That's an M-16 assault rifle, the "Zombie Killer" model.

Settings on the fire selector: "Safe", "Dead", and "Undead"

:rofl:



I saw this pic on Fark less than 2 hours ago. :-)

[ACTION BASTARD]

15. I would stop reading The Walking Dead

And I would be a sad panda.