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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 11:18 AM
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My best friend just came over to show me his boobs.
He walks into my kitchen and says "Do you think I am getting fat"?

I said "I don't know...lift up your shirt".

I examine him and I said "Nah, you're fine".

He says "But none of my clothes fit".

I said "Do your sweat pants still fit you"?

He says "Of course".

I said "Then you are not fat. Sit down and have a fucking beer and quit your whining".

He complains all the time. Drives me nuts.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 11:29 AM
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1. Touch my boobs
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 11:32 AM
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2. No. Get your own boob toucher.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 12:46 PM
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4. ummm...
the correct term is "boob wrangler" and when you have an outfit that requires "maximum effect", you need a best friend willing to reach in and adjust your puppies...
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 12:43 PM
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3. Dude!
If I knew you were going to post this, I wouldn't have asked you! That hurts, man.

:cry:
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 12:46 PM
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5. Is his name Bob? Does he have bitch tits?
Edited on Wed Dec-10-08 12:47 PM by PeterU
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