I'm feeling underappreciated today.

[DrWeird]

So extol me like I'm a calf made out of gold, or something.

Please.

[aldian159]

1. I don't wanna wander around

in the desert for 40-something years, but otherwise:

:yourock:

[Kamika]

2. are you a real doctor?

?

[Padraig18]

3. We worship thee!

*throws rose petals and burns incense, while playing a lyre*

Feel better? :)

[everythingsxen]

4. I really like they way you intro Aquateen Hunger Force...

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. i am sorry!

i feel close to nervous breakdown!!

[blm]

6. heh...I hennaed and feel MUCH better today. Try it.

Or give yourself a facial. ;))))

I'd help you out if I lived nearby.

[Burma Jones]

7. Oh Blessed Weird One

Font of all Wisdom
Thou, whose feet we are not worthy to lick
Thou, whose countenance is too bright for our all too pus filled eyes
Thou, whose very words cause blindness in Laboratory Rats
Thou, whose hands can crush the largest beer keg with a single squeeze
Thou, whose privates are the ideal for pornographic actors
Thou, whose mind is like that of collected humanity

Cheer Up before I come over there and smack your ass.