It's true. I admit it. I can no longer bear this private shame any more.

[mainegreen]

I drink from the milk jug.

DIRECTLY FROM THE JUG.

All the time.

Daily in fact.

My family does not know.

[crim son]

1. I bet your mom does. n/t

[mainegreen]

2. Moms don't count.

Like any son cares if they gross out their mom.

Sheeze. You know that!

:eyes:

[northernlights]

3. wish I'd had your milk...

for my milk microbiology lab. Instead of stupid happy meal milk that didn't grow anything. It was so embarassing. Everybody else's milk grew stuff. On the other hand, it made the data chart easy. 0. 0. 0. ZERO.

[mainegreen]

5. Our milk is organic, special, super-duper fatty milk.

It spoils faster than most milk.

It would have grown stuff great!

[graywarrior]

4. You animal.

I'd never do that. Mainly because I don't have dairy, not because I am not an animal such as yourself.

[mainegreen]

6. Without the constant presence of women in my life...

I would have turned out like this:



I was well on my way. I played the drums (badly), long nappy hair, beard, and I was (and am) crazy.

[elshiva]

7. Come here, you big hairy animal...

:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

10. You just like jugs.

[mainegreen]

11. 'like'? 'LIKE'?

Try 'love'.

Wait, what kind of jugs are we talking about?

[graywarrior]

12. The types you like...er, LOVE to wrap your lips around.

[mainegreen]

13. That does not clear things up.

Nor would 'the type that milk comes from' help either.




I'm going to hell, aren't I?

[graywarrior]

14. Yes you are and I am enjoying watching the descent.

[supernova]

8. I just swigged from the eggnog carton

:9 :9 :9

So you are not alone in your fetish. ;-)

[mainegreen]

9. the words 'swig' and 'eggnog' together make me queezy.

But it's good to know there are others out there who share my proclivities.

[supernova]

15. You don't like eggnog?

That's truly shameful.

:P