Where have all the cowboys gone?

[Magrittes Pipe]

Poll question: Where have all the cowboys gone?

[texas1928]

1. I am in Texas.

Where I belong.

[LSK]

2. they quit being cowboys after seeing this--->

[redqueen]

5. Fake.

Cowboys are not afraid of horses.

[dolo amber]

3. Paula Cole has them in a headlock

[tigereye]

16. she was my first thought as welll

[Inchworm]

27. Had to post youtube

To get it outta my head :)

I remembered there was a concept in the song I find nuts ;)

Paula Cole - Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6K7iJ0ahqU

Oh you get me ready in your 56 Chevy
Why don't we go sit down in the shade?
Take shelter on my front porch
The dandy lion sun scorching,
Like a glass of cold lemonade?
I will do laundry if you pay all the bills.

Where is my John Wayne?
Where is my prairie son?
Where is my happy ending?
Where have all the Cowboys gone?

Why don't you stay the evening
Kick back and watch the TV
And I'll fix a little somethin' to eat?
Oh I know your back hurts from working on the tractor
How do you take your coffee my sweet?
I will raise the children if you pay all the bills?

(Chorus)

I am wearing my new dress tonight
But you don't even notice me.
Say our goodbyes
Say our goodbyes
Say our goodbyes

We finally sold the Chevy
When we had another baby
And you took that job in Tennessee
You made friends at the farm
And you joined them at the bar
Almost every single day of the week
I will wash the dishes while you go have a beer.

Where is my John Wayne?
Where is my prairie son?
Where is my happy ending?
Where have all the Cowboys gone?
Where is my Marlboro Man?
Where is my shiny gun?
Where is my lonely ranger?
Where have all the cowboys gone?

Yippee Aw, Yippee Yea
Yippee Aw, Yippee Yea
Yippee Aw, Yippee Yea

:hi:

[LaurenG]

34. This is the first thing I thought of too

I like this song... :7

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. Last seen riding off toward the setting sun. Head West.

[Kali]

18. pretty pic except not many real cowboys are hep to riding helmets.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

35. no shit Sherlock

but fuck it. I am not on here to necessarily find the most perfect pic to please you. dig it.

[Kali]

39. burr under your blanket?

jeez

[Tuesday Afternoon]

40. meh...not really...

just appreciating your firm grasp of the obvious. east meets west is all.

[cboy4]

6. I voted Arby's because that's where the Cowboys will be when

the NFL playoffs begin.

HA

[madinmaryland]

22. Dude! That's where the 49'ers will be!!

:rofl:

Having time for long conversations with Matt Millen and the Detroit Lions!!!!

[cboy4]

25. Yes, but nobody expected them to win more than 4 games.

You guys were supposed to be going to the Super Bowl.

EAT UP!

[redqueen]

7. I have Pete Seeger in my head now because of this.

Asshole. x(

[EstimatedProphet]

9. Damn. Ya beat me.

[redqueen]

10. I thought you were just trying to make it worse.

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Long time passing

Where have all the cowboys gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the cowboys gone?
Girls have picked them every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

[SOteric]

11. Mamas no longer let their babies grow up to be cowboys.

[Bossy Monkey]

30. Waylon and Willie were very persuasive all those years ago n/t

[Zuni]

12. Arby's

at least that is where I would go if I had a horse with me.

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. Arby's will pay good money for that horse.

[Zuni]

23. exactly

cha-ching!

[HEyHEY]

13. The grew up and got jobs.

[nickgutierrez]

14. I don't know.

Where did you put them?

[Mad_Dem_X]

15. Cowboy Porn - Yee-ha!

;)

[Kali]

17. they are still around, even some young ones

talk about and endangered species, though.

[tjwash]

19. Nevada

I've ran into more real, shit kickin', rodeo riding cowboys in Nevada (most notably Reno, and Carson City) than anywhere else in the whole country.

[krispos42]

21. Extinct

The American Lung Association took away their tobacco.

The ASPCA took away their horses and spurs.

The Brady Campaign took away their six-shooters.

PETA took away their cattle.

Developers turned their "home where the buffalo roam" into "Roaming Buffalo Hills Estates - A Planned Community".

And ELF replaced their F-150s with bicycles.





Now they wear hemp clothing, drink organic coffe, and munch vegetarian stir-fry while composing poetry about their past lives on recycled paper and listening to Air America on solar-powered radios.


:-)

[PVnRT]

24. Brokeback Mountain

[ghostsofgiants]

26. Calgary.

[KG]

28. injured reserve.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

29. facebook. nt

[SoxFan]

31. The golf course, after the first playoff game

[Orsino]

32. Long time passing.

edit: oops...should have known someone would beat me to it

[Texasgal]

33. I will wash the dishes...

while you go have a beeeeer....

[Ptah]

36. In the milkhouse. Duh.

[Radical Activist]

37. They're on the trail with a hooker.

That's where they usually are. I hate that song both musically and lyrically.

[Shell Beau]

38. I was so hoping that yippee ya yippe yay was an option!!

:woohoo:

:thumbsup: