67 pages of questions?!

[mcctatas]

My divorce attorney sent me what he called a "questionarre" to fill out before our first hearing and it is 67 freaking pages long?! If I wasn't so miserable, this alone would be enough to give me second thoughts :crazy:

[Symarip]

1. Ah...

The memories.

[mcctatas]

2. it's almost like a test to see if you really, really, REALLY want out

of your shitageous marriage :P

[Symarip]

5. And to think people were upset with me

When I suggested we ban all marriage in light of Prop 8.

[mcctatas]

8. I'm on board with that...

I am personally banning all future marriage in my own life :P

[supernova]

6. Yes, that's it

Every step of the way I had people asking me "Are you sure you want to do this?"

No, I really enjoy putting myself through a meatgrinder daily. Thanks for asking. :eyes:


:banghead:

You get some of the whiff of the "women don't know their own minds" mentality that used to permiate the civil atmosphere.

[Symarip]

9. I can see how it would feel like that

But I went through the same interrogation as a male.

"Are you sure you want to do this?"

"Was it really that bad?"

Etc, etc.

[mcctatas]

10. I know!

I mean it's not like I just woke up one day with my panties in a twist and thought "Hmmmm, maybe I'll go get a divorce attorney! That'll spice things up". And some of the questions are totally invasive :eyes:

[supernova]

3. Yuck!

67 pages. Kee-rist what is so involved that it takes 67 pages?

I got a separation agreement before hand, so the actual divorce was much less involved.

Much luck to you, mcctatas. :hug:

[mcctatas]

7. Thank you...

the odd thing is I actually feel better than I have in years knowing that there is an end in sight, that makes me sound like a heartless bitch but really I feel like my life might not suck forever.

[tjwash]

4. You never know what kind of person you really married...

...until you see them in divorce court.

Hopefully third times the charm here.

[redqueen]

11. Yikes.

I really hope that's not standard practice down here.

:scared:

[mcctatas]

12. And the weird part is that WI is a no-fault state...

you would think it would be easier :crazy:

[redqueen]

13. I'm gonna try that "do your own divorce" thing.

I hope there isn't some monstrous stupid questionnaire in it.

[mcctatas]

14. If I thought captain douchebag would be amenable to that

that is the route I would have gone as well. Good luck sweetie :hug:

[billyskank]

15. I think it could all be accomplished in a single page.

Just one question, with a yes/no check box: Is your spouse a fucking asshole? :graybox:

What else is needed? :shrug:

[mcctatas]

16. I like it!

will you be my lawyer instead? ;)

[Wapsie B]

17. Gee, they should make people do this to get married, not divorced.

But I'm sure that wouldn't fly.

[lost-in-nj]

18. ah yes

is this the one where they ask you how much you spend on toiletries????

I didn't have to fill this out because we agreed to split 50-50.
I knew what he had and he knew what i had..

:hug:

hope this process goes fast for you...

crap it's almost been a month divorced for me.....


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