And, like a cold, the only way to get rid of an earworm is to give it to someone else. I only need one person to like this for it to work (which is good, as any more than that might be pushing things). I've been singing this damn song for three days now, and at this rate I'll burn this song out without even having to play the actual CD again. :)
Two Pin Din - Improve Yourself!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Oj4wosJ2Q&feature=channel_pageI didn't do it myself but I read about it
somewhere in a book or a magazine
sitting on the shelf of a supermarket
I didn't buy it but I took a look
then I put it right back
right there in black and white
there it was, "Here It Is, The Story Of Your Life!"
Take a long hard look at the cold hard facts
Take a long hard look at the facts, Jack!
What did they say? You can change your ways
you can change your ways
If you'd like, take my advice
I don't need it anyway
Brand named lifestyles for your convenience
delivered in bite-sized pieces in the interest of expedience
easily edible and easily forgettable, too
Life changing? That says maybe
"Ten Top Tips!"
the cult of personality is looking for recruits
you better sign up right here and now or more fool you
So, as they say, you can change your ways
you can change your ways
If you'd like, take my advice
I don't use it anyway
Maybe I coulda
maybe I shoulda
and maybe in another life I mighta woulda
but I didn't and I still don't
I won't do it now like I didn't do it then
right there in black and white
there it was, "Here It Is, The Story Of Your Life!"
but not mine
my kingdom, the power and the glory
of for never and never amen
So, as they say, you can change your ways
you can change your ways
If you'd like, take my advice
I don't use it anyway