My roommate is hogging the bathroom shaving his head...

[WilliamPitt]

Poll question: My roommate is hogging the bathroom shaving his head...

and I have to go. Should I...

[Shrek]

1. Which head is he shaving?

I have to know before I can respond to the poll.

[WilliamPitt]

5. The big one

[MrMonk]

21. Not the bold one?

Of course, I'm assuming their relative sizes conform to the usual pattern. If not, he'd be finished shaving by now.

[kanrok]

22. Ya know, that still doesn't answer the question

[DS1]

2. Poop in his bottle of nair

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. Poopy Head!!!!

That's right Poopyhead!

Nyet! Nyet! Nyet!

[Blue-Jay]

4. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING

beats the "flaming shit sack".

Some things never get old.

[many a good man]

6. Use the other bathroom

Duh!

[WilliamPitt]

8. Ain't no other bathroom

unless 'outside' counts...and as it is winter, there ain't no leaves.

[SOteric]

7. Inject his

Preparation H tube with Mentholatum Deep Heating Rub. Let him does his own poop revenge. Meanwhile, - you run over to the filling station with your mug of coffee and the New York Times.

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. Yeeeeeoooowwwwch!!!!

:scared:

Note to self: Don't ever tick off SOteric. ;)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

12. Replace the Prep H with Superglue gel....

Know a guy whose wife did that to him...

[MrMonk]

9. Are you a cat person or a dog person?

If you're a cat person, the answer should be obvious: only the shoe and motor cycle helmet would be appropriate.

A dog person would just leave it anyway. And keep coming back to check it.

[TheDonkey]

11. *pukes*

ugugughgh

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. Just make sure he doesn't clog the drain. My husband does this

all the time when he shaves and it's darned irritating!

[Paragon]

14. Ask this guy:

[henslee]

15. Fart on his pillow.... Pooping is too incriminating....save it for when...

you need the heavy artillery.

[VelmaD]

16. I know I ask you this all the time...

but...are you on drugs? ;-)

[Khephra]

17. As someone who shaves their head

Do you really want to know what I think?

:evilgrin:

[MrMonk]

18. Ah, but do you hog the only bathroom?

[Khephra]

19. Well, no

We've got two of them so I can always hog one.

:evilgrin:

[papau]

20. Cross legs - look for bucket!

It is the old fashioned way.

:-)

[Ksec]

23. Its good to have goals

and dreams. Follow your dream.