I just bought the winning ticket for tonight's Mega Millions - help me spend it

[sniffa]

I'm going to be winning $207M and receiving a 141.3M lump sum so I've got money to burn now.

First thing I'm going to do is pay off our student loans.

Next I may get on a plane for the first time and go somewhere (I'm thinking Sacramento or Branson).

After that I will buy a monocle and top hat.

With most of my remaining money I will trade them in for their value in gold coins.

I will then invest my remaining money in a wooden vat large enough to hold my gold coins (depth is not an issue but area is) and install a high, spring diving board.

How does that sound?

[Lyric]

1. Ducktales, wooo-ooo.

:thumbsup:

[sniffa]

6. ...

:D

[bicentennial_baby]

2. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[sniffa]

3. You're always my target audience

:rofl:

:loveya:

[Shakespeare]

4. First, give me a fucking quarter.

Then we'll talk about how to spend the rest. :P

[sniffa]

5. Do you have change for a $1M dollar bill?

If so then proceed.

:D

[Shakespeare]

7. Fuck off, you ugly fucking fuck.

And I still want my goddamn quarter. x(







:7 :hi: :loveya:

[sniffa]

8. UFF! UFF!

:loveya:

[LeftyMom]

9. Nobody gets to make Sacramento jokes but me.

x(

[sniffa]

10. I actually did that for you

:rofl:

[hippywife]

11. Ummm...

why Branson?

[Solon]

13. Yeah, I was going to ask the same thing, I've been there, multiple times...

Uhm, not much to say about the place, to be frank about it.

[hippywife]

14. Of all the places one could pick

in the world to go, that one along with Vegas, would be among the last choices on my list.

:hi:

[TieDyedDad]

12. Hire Van Halen to play yr birthday party....

Like this dude....