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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 02:03 AM
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I hate to say this, but I am so hungry, I could eat the crotch out of a dead horse.
But, since I hate to say it, that makes it OK to say.

Right?

Right.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 02:03 AM
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1. DUDE!
just ewwwwwwww :puke:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 02:04 AM
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2. What do you mean?
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PBS Poll-435 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 02:04 AM
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3. With all due respect,
:P
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 02:05 AM
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4. In what way?
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PBS Poll-435 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 02:06 AM
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5. lol
With All Due Respect is the universal signal that you might say something less than respectful.
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 02:09 AM
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6. You like those foot long hotdogs, don't you?
:P
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 02:11 AM
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7. I'm not sure what you are saying here.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 02:12 AM
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8. Hmph.
I never thought of horses as having crotches.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 02:12 AM
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9. What do you mean?
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 02:19 AM
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10. Well, their legs are so far apart.
Human legs touch each other at the top (unless you're pretty thin, I guess) but the legs of horses kind of hang down from the sides.



Humans = Λ
Horses = Π


See what I'm getting at?



Of course, I'm not a horse guy! :-)
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 02:25 AM
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11. I think I see what you mean.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 02:33 AM
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12. I'm so hungry, I could eat the north end of a southbound skunk. Or, a barrel of owl shit.
Just a few of the wise words and expressions from my father.

:P
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 08:13 AM
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13. No eating out dead horses! That's gross!
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