My fucking cat has lost his ever loving mind!

[mcctatas]

he just ran into the room, bit me on the ankle and ran away! :wtf:

[PBS Poll-435]

1. 4th Meal

Did you deny him?

[Fleshdancer]

2. blame the moon

It's very close to Earth right now. :shrug:

[CreekDog]

3. you thought there was no price to pay for tutching the but?

:eyes:

[mcctatas]

4. I was not the tutcher!

he should go downstairs and bite that little monster then! Fuck, he's back and he's staring at me! :scared:

[krispos42]

7. Laser pointer

It's like a remote control for teh kitteh.

[CreekDog]

13. Siamese ain't gonna chase no freakin laser

you think they are ordinary cats? :rofl:

[mcctatas]

15. I just tried a flashlight and he looked at me like I was nuts!

and then he went back to licking his tail, frigging cat!

[krispos42]

17. Prolly 'cuz a flashlights not a laser pointer!

That little red dot totally captures their attention!

I just played with my cat. She'll still follow it around, even if she's stopped trying to grab it.

:-)

[CreekDog]

14. the sins of the son are visited upon the mother

or something like that... :shrug:

[bluesbassman]

5. Who can blame him?

Nom, nom!:evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

6. He is sooooo not my type...

but ya know, beggars can't be choosers so maybe I should lower my standards :P

[bluesbassman]

9. I doubt you'd have to beg...

;)

[mcctatas]

12. I don't know...

the cat's pretty choosy :P

[Dangerously Amused]

8. lol, I have a biter too.

He bites when he is feeling happy and affectionate or playful, so they are "gentle" bites, but omg he has sharp little teeth! I will never forget the day he was hiding behind the toilet in the bathroom (I didn't see him) and he bit me on the butt.

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

11. OMG, funny!

ya know, when my soon to be ex and I were dating I had a Siamese named Zelda and one night she crawled up under the covers and bit him in his dangly bits! I should have heeded her advice :rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

16. Ha ha! You could have made millions hiring Zelda out for undercover jobs.

:7

[Lil Missy]

10. Cats are brain damaged. It's a fact of life.

[mcctatas]

18. And mine has lived through some seriously traumatic times

:P

[nickgutierrez]

19. He's hungry.

Feed him. :)

[billyskank]

20. Moment of madness.

He suddenly mistook himself for a lion on the savannah and you for a migrating gazelle, pounced for the kill, then realised what he was actually doing and scarpered!

[mcctatas]

21. Can you edit that to replace wildebeast with gazelle or something?

:rofl:

[billyskank]

23. Of course.

What was I thinking?

[oshyposhy]

22. Nemo

has helped me through some hard times...he makes very good conversation on the floor at 4am whilst the room is spinning.

[mcctatas]

24. Hey!

he can join your pussy posse! What's another deranged cat when you already have 5!

[oshyposhy]

25. but

he is old and will not die
I like fresh kitteh
plus, he is weird about his butt, and I have several of the butt licker variety here

[DinahMoeHum]

26. "Evening crazies", methinks.

:evilgrin:

[LisaL]

27. Is the cat the victim of the but tutcher? No wonder.

:rofl:

[redqueen]

28. Probably wants to play.

Bouda wraps herself around one ankle and attacks it. Or leaps through the air full speed at your knees. That never goes well for anyone...

[Systematic Chaos]

29. He loves you and wants you to play with him.

Spend a few minutes chasing him around the house and making high-pitched yells. One of our cats goes utterly psycho when he's in a playful mood and we do that, until a couple minutes later he jumps up on the bed for easy access and he gets all kinds of hugs and cuddles. :)

Our oldest, when she was still a kitten, would yell at me from across the room while in a Halloween kitty pose (back arched and turned sideways with a puffed up tail). That was the cue for either me or my mom to play tag with her for a while. I only wish she still did that. I miss it and it's been several years. :P

[Critters2]

30. Leon does that to the beagle. Runs in, nips her ear, runs out again.

And they remain bffs. I don't pretend to understand it.

[Fire Walk With Me]

31. Don't you folks think it's about time you checked your water supply for foreign contaminants?

CIA drug trial experiments, etc...?