That's it. I mean it.

[flvegan]

I'm not fucking around anymore. Tonight, I win the Lottery. $27 million. Come to daddy.

[LeftyMom]

1. Then can I finally get my damned pans?

[Tektonik]

4. come to sd and make me a vegan feast and I'll give you one of my all clads

[LeftyMom]

8. I do need to get down there one of these days.

I'll let you know if I'm headed that direction, and it won't even cost you a pan. (The pan thing is a running joke with flvegan, and it'd take too long to explain.)

[DarkTirade]

2. In that case, I have a business investment idea for you...

a business that is of a kind that does well even in a depression.

The only thing is the main ingredient is honey, and I'm not sure if you're one of the vegans who's cool with that or not. :P

[flvegan]

9. You want to open a brothel?

[DarkTirade]

27. ... that too, but no.

I was referring to my mead. :) Companies that make booze do well in recessions/depressions and in good times.

[LeftyMom]

10. As a badge-carrying member of the Vegan Police,

can I assure you that honey's not vegan, and suggest any "vegan" who suggests otherwise is somewhat unclear on the concept?

Pet peeve of mine.

[DarkTirade]

28. Mmm. Fresh bee vomit.

:P

[Bullwinkle925]

3. When you get the check . . . .

would you consider building me a safe harbor somewhere? I don't require much - just solitude and perhaps a little grass shack (hurricane-proof, of course).

A place where I can just *chill*??


That would be so kind of you.

[flvegan]

12. Sure

but you'll have to come running when I clap and then dance for me.

[Bullwinkle925]

17. well . . . . .

i can do a mean *twist* - would that suffice?

[terrya]

5. I'll PM you with my address.

So you can send me a check.

$25,000. A measley $25k. That's all I'm asking for.

[flvegan]

13. Because the kindness gods will smile upon me for doing so,

sure I will.

[MrCoffee]

6. You can give tax-free gifts of up to $12k

Just FYI

[flvegan]

7. Ask again in February, Trebek.

[edhopper]

11. How much did you spend on lottery tickets?

[flvegan]

15. $2.

Same every week.

[RetroLounge]

14. $27 million?

After you get your Ferrari and Lamborghini, Would you buy me a bookstore?

Please?

:hi:

RL

[flvegan]

16. Only if I can hang out front, and you can't call the cops or throw me out.

[RetroLounge]

18. It's a deal...

:hi:

RL

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. Sweet, will you start a DU commune?

In some tropical location? Am I invited? :P

[SOteric]

20. Amen! - I'll do the cooking! - I've got vegan recipes!

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Sweet, I'll be your uh.. lovely assistant?

:shrug:

[Solon]

21. I'm hoping if he does, it will be a clothing optional commune...

those are the best kind! :D

[LeftyMom]

22. Definitely not.

No offense, but most of y'all need to keep your damned clothes on. ;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. I'm sure flvegan would be more than happy about that.

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

29. If so, I will have found Heaven on Earth.

:P

[flvegan]

23. I just might do that.

Everyone is invited.

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Except for the trolls, they'll end up suing you for "definition of character"

:rofl:

[lizziegrace]

30. Take care of Thomcat

until all his disability hearings are over.

:hug: