A couple of weirdos are planning a 'Halo-themed' wedding with Master Chief as the uh...priest...

[Danger Mouse]

http://www.destructoid.com/halo-themed-wedding-dramamine-abuse-this-love-story-has-it-all-114607.phtml#comment
What the hell is wrong with people? How can these oddballs find each other, and I never have any luck? Huh?? There's something inherently unfair about all of this. I'm putting in a complaint! :grr:

[Witchy_Dem]

1. My sons would be ecstatic over something like this

except they are 11 and 7 years old.

[Danger Mouse]

2. I'm a HUGE gamer nerd but this just makes me shake my head sadly.

And please, give your sons more credit, I somehow think even they would realize how tacky this truly is. :P

[Witchy_Dem]

5. ok to be fair, neither are planning their nuptials at the moment.

I just asked my 7 year old after reading the article to him what he thought. I was told he did not think this was cool. *relief*

[LeftyMom]

3. It's a good thing that The Sanctity of Marriage is protected from The Gays.

Otherwise The Happy Couple's Halo-themed nuptuals might somehow be cheapened.

[Danger Mouse]

4. Yes, if the evil homogays had their way, Master Chief AND Baby Jesus would be weeping.

[sasquatch]

6. I'm going to use this to drive my mom nuts by suggesting my sis anf SO could do that

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

7. Go for it. I think it should be a national craze.

[billyskank]

8. That doesn't seem fair at all.

Pick up a form 42B and file a grievance with the management!

[Danger Mouse]

9. Wanna file one too?

I think a lot of us have legitimate grievances here.

[FloridaJudy]

10. {{{{sigh}}}} Florida - of course.

Some days I suspect that someone tried to pick up the US by grabbing Washington State, and all the loose screws dropped down here.

At first I thought "Halo" was some sort of angel thing - which is creepy in a Thomas Kincaide sort of way - but a videogame wedding?

Of course, I should talk. If anyone offered to marry me on the set of "Firefly", I'd start sewing my dress in a minute. Hmmm: I wonder if any of Inarra's gowns can be altered...

[Danger Mouse]

11. No offense, but what is wrong with Florida?

Whenever there's some sort of bizarre story about stupid human behavior, it seems to come from Florida 9 times out of 10. :P

[FloridaJudy]

12. It's the heat. And the bugs.

They sap one's sanity.

Makes for a difficult existence, but some fine comic writers.

[rcrush]

13. Clearly this is the greatest thing ever.

[Danger Mouse]

18. Clearly we define greatness very differently.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. Bwhahaaaaaaaaaa

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

15. Hey...

you know, that gave me an idea...
:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. And what, pray tell, is that?

:P

[Danger Mouse]

17. Well, I was thinking that maybe you n me...

could call up Master Chief, and uhm, you could wear a purdy dress all covered in Halo-inspired logos, and I'd wear my finest Spartan armor (no cheeto stains!)...

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. Um, yeah, no.

I think it should be a Kingdom Hearts theme! I'll be Riku and you can be Sora! YEAH! :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

21. Why do I have to be the girly one?

Are you trying to tell me something? :P
Incidentally, there's much talk in Chain of Memories about 'who's most important' to Sora...obviously, they're talking about Kairi, but that's a lie. We all know who Sora truly loves.

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. Oh FINE you can be Axel

And I'll be Roxas. Happy now?

[Danger Mouse]

23. Now you're talking!

It doesn't get much more romantic than this...
or disturbing. Whichever. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Ansem the Wise can marry us

And Sora will be the flower girl! How perfect. :bounce:

[Danger Mouse]

26. Oooh...Christopher Lee!

Can we hire Demyx to be the wedding singer?

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. No, he's a prick.

We'll get Ariel and Sebastian. ;)

Don't be shy
Let the music inside
And dance, dance, dance!


:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

28. Yargh! Why do you hate me?

:cry:
I forgot to list that on my 'controller throwing' moments thread. Never before have I felt stupider for playing a video game.

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. I don't hate you, it's just funny.

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

31. Be honest. Did you actually like that song?

I was able to stand 'Part of Your World' and 'Under the Sea' because they're good songs, but...'Swim This Way'? Really?

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. No it was annoying.

Like really, really annoying. And then it would some how become an earworm and I wanted to kill myself.

[Danger Mouse]

33. Yeah, it was awful, but was it worse than the finale song? I cannot say.

Apparently, the song that you do with Ursula was based on one that was supposed to be in the original movie. Dreadful, eh?

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. Really? That's just wrong.

So very wrong.

[Danger Mouse]

35. Ursula, imho, is worthless.

So worthless even the Organization didn't bother with her. So worthless she was killed by a crappy song.

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. BUT it must be said that the original Ursula kicks ass.

Poor Unfortunate Souls? Classic.

[Danger Mouse]

38. Yeah, it's a great song.

:D
I think Maleficent and Scar were probably the best of the original disney villains.

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. Agreed.

Scar rules. And Jeremy Irons? Mmmm. :9

[Danger Mouse]

40. I've read that Scar is pretty much an accurate representation of a male lion.

:P
Simba would get his ass handed to him in the real world by all of the Scars who don't fuck around with stuff about 'honor' or 'virtue'
Do you have a favorite bad guy from Kingdom Hearts, Disney or otherwise?

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. I've always been fond of Jafar.

Since Aladdin is one my most favorite disney movies.

[Danger Mouse]

42. Jafar's pretty cool.

Pretty much outsmarts everybody around him multiple times, but then in classic bad guy fashion, gets extraordinarily stupid when he's about to win.

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. Of course we must give mad props to Maleficent and

the Queen from Snow White. :D

[Danger Mouse]

44. Maleficent has an awesome name and looks cool..

and she's pretty cool in Kingdom Hearts. I think it's hilarious when Riku-Ansem stabs her with the keyblade and she turns into that huge badass dragon. I think her dragon form is just about one of the coolest things Disney ever came up with.
...then in Kingdom Hearts 2 she becomes a good guy? WTF?

[Lucian]

20. Wow...just, wow.

And people call me weird. I'd never do something like this.

[Danger Mouse]

24. I know, right? Hey, we may be geeks, but we'll always find someone out there who's worse, eh?

[sniffa]

30. A Match Made In Halo

http://amatchmadeinhalo.com/

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

36. Should be called 'instant self-esteem boost.com' because there is no way...

you can feel bad about yourself after seeing that.