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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 09:45 PM
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Best headline of the week! "Finding Baby Jesus Easier With GPS"
From NPR's Weekend Edition: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=98224045&ft=1&f=1001
Weekend Edition Saturday, December 13, 2008 · There's a new technological innovation in holiday displays. The Associated Press reports this week that a number of churches and synagogues are installing global positioning system chips inside nativity scenes and menorahs so that they can be quickly located if they are stolen.

Apparently, a fair number of purloined baby Jesuses and misappropriated menorahs make it onto police blotters every year.

Already this season, a baby Jesus was stolen from the First United Methodist Church of Kittanning, Pa., and replaced with a pumpkin.


I think it would have solved a lot of problems if Joseph and Mary had had the little tyke tagged in the first place.
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 09:47 PM
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1. lo-jacking the baby jesus...that's so wrong
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 09:48 PM
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2. yeah this is a local thing here
I guess it goes with the fine W PA tradition of stealing the creche from people's lawns!
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 09:55 PM
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3. I think it would have been easier if Joseph and Mary had just had a pumpkin
:rofl:


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