So the but tutcher had his 6th B-day party and he chose what he

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wanted on the cake. I was not in charge of the cake (that would have been my twisted mother) and he chose:



A dead cat

here the little monster is surveying his creation:

[oshyposhy]

1. dood

I was going to stop by with insulation, but you know I had gravity issues.

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10. How has your spawn survived this long?

Insulation is teh dangerous! :rofl:

[oshyposhy]

19. simple

we are autastic

[Whoa_Nelly]

2. but tutcher has a brilliant future ahead of him!

Can't wait to see the comic strip someday!

[Dangerously Amused]

3. I love that kid!

He is going to OWN this planet one day.

[JVS]

4. If I had learned not to tutch the but the hard way, I'd want cats dead too.

[JVS]

5. BTW, have you sent this to cakewrecks?

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. You and LaraMN should not tarry

Start grooming B.T. and Jack for the 2044 Dem ticket now! :patriot:

[fizzgig]

8. that is a ticket i can get behind

:thumbsup:

[XemaSab]

7. A boy after my own heart

I'm the one who pulled out the dead bat in a jar during Thanksgiving dinner.

Let me know when he's 18. ;)

[two gun sid]

9. Bwahahahahaha!!!

I offer up an old Irish blessing (or curse) for the Birthday Boy: "May the cat eat you and the Devil eat the cat."

[Ava]

11. i have not laughed this hard at a post on DU.. EVER!

:spray: :rofl:

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13. Hey!

you can come be my nanny this summer before you head off to college! The pay sucks, but oh the stories you can tell! ;)

[Ava]

14. as long as i can bring my video camera

that'd be one hell of an entertaining documentary ;)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. And now what will the cat (the tutchee) want on HIS birthday cake?

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36. Probably...

a dead but tutcher! :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

15. said but tutcher at 13

[oshyposhy]

18. ohemgee

paddy, why don't you just post a picture of a window too, so he can lick it?

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20. You can both kiss my ass!

and the first one of you to mention eating paste is on the death list! :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

21. Heres his shirt...

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22. And after that...

windows are the only things you will be licking! :evilgrin:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

24. Wanna take bets

on that.. :evilgrin:

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25. Well...

I see your point, it would be kind of a "lose lose" proposition ;)

[oshyposhy]

26. my kid

would kill for that

[fortyfeetunder]

16. Good thing there was no but on that dead cat...

Don't want to lead him on!

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17. Or give him any ideas!

:rofl:

[redqueen]

23. Well, it's creative at least.

Pretty flowers, too.

[bluesbassman]

27. Ya know, I think TBT and the cat have some issues...

Maybe you should invest in some kitty armour! :)

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28. Do you want a cat?

only slightly traumatized and already 15 so not a lot of life left in him anyway ;)

[bluesbassman]

29. But if you got rid of him,

where would you come up with these great posts?

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30. I have a rat too...

:rofl:

[bluesbassman]

31. I think this trumps your rat...

Meet "The Beast". You don't even think about tutching his but!:rofl:

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32. wow...

he's beautiful! Is he yours?

[bluesbassman]

35. He belongs to bluesboy.

He's actualy pretty cool. Not agressive at all.

[MilesColtrane]

33. Praying for your Siamese to develop opposable thumbs.

I want that cat to have a fighting chance in the future.

[oshyposhy]

34. WIN

and snaps