Has anyone ever listened to R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet"

[Shell Beau]

Parts 1-1 million?
Who told me to listen to it because I am kinda LMAO and that isn't R. Kelly's intention.

And the fact that I am listening to R. Kelly is a whole other issue I need to delve into.

[redqueen]

1. No way...

I was just thinking of that earlier tonight.

I loved that thing.

Bridget... with a midget? Rosy the nosy neighbor?

Fucking GOLD!


It's a real dilemma... if he didn't mean it to be funny then fine... but is that possible? And if he meant it to be funny, isn't he nearly a comedy genius?

[Shell Beau]

2. I think my night is spent. I am on part 6 and I see part 15!

Oh no! Can I hang that long?


My favorite part is the "woo woo" for the cop sirens.

[redqueen]

3. You're watching the videos right?

You haven't seen them before?

Oh you're in for a treat let me tell you. :D

[Shell Beau]

4. I am about to pee my pants!

:rofl:

Part 6, you were right golden as fuck!

[redqueen]

5. It delivers like Domino's!

:D

[Shell Beau]

6. Hahahahahahahaha! Just got to Rosy with the spatula!

WTF???

[redqueen]

7. See...

this comedy writer guy and I were discussing this... and it just has to be intentional.

The spatula... I mean come on!

So... do we give him credit for writing such excellent comedy? I really would rather not... but...

[Shell Beau]

8. It just gets better as it goes! I am now at the "midget" stripper part.

I mean, really! WTF? He is the baby's daddy! "The midget faints again" Does that belong in a song ever? Bridgette gets with the midget??? And he is called big man?

[redqueen]

9. YES!

:rofl:

[cemaphonic]

10. Weird Al has.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ

He really gets the insanely detailed narration down pat, IHMO.

Also, that Led Zep interpolation halfway through is actually his band playing it rather than a sample.

[Radical Activist]

19. I saw him do that in concert

It was awesome.

[Deja Q]

11. I haven't, but I have to ask:

Does he pee on anybody while he's in there?

[harmonicon]

12. yeah, that's some fantastic stuff

I hope you didn't only listen, but also watched the video.

[GOPisEvil]

13. Only on the South Park Tom Cruise episode.

:7

[ghostsofgiants]

15. Check out the real thing, it's ridiculous.

That episode is so much better when you know the ridiculousness of Trapped In The Closet.

[ghostsofgiants]

14. R. Kelly is a comedic genius whether he knows it or not.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/thorpes-notes-kellys.php

[leeroysphitz]

16. Based on your rec I listened/watched quite a bit of it last night.

Crazy. Crazy and crazy. Thanks for the laugh!

[jane_pippin]

17. I've watched the videos. They're hilarious!

I can't remember how far I made it though.

[lightningandsnow]

18. I am now.

Comedic gold.