If my christmas lights fall off the ceiling one more time I am going to get very cross.

[billyskank]

[flvegan]

1. Time to get out the hammer!

[billyskank]

3. I'll do it when my neighbour is asleep.

[Dangerously Amused]

7. Hammer Time!

[billyskank]

10. Do I need trousers that baggy?

[Dangerously Amused]

13. You tell me.

:7

[malta blue]

2. my christmas tree has fallen at least 6 times, if not more

:nuke::nuke:

[billyskank]

4. Christmas is cancelled!

Sorry kids!

[malta blue]

5. Little MB's biggest concern is that the tree will fall on Santa

:rofl:

[billyskank]

6. I expect he's used to that.

:D

[Dangerously Amused]

8. What are you using to secure them?

Gum? Tape? Thumbtacks? Nails? Those little green plastic Christmas light string holder thingies?

[billyskank]

9. Gum

Which is clearly not up to the task.

[Dangerously Amused]

11. Maybe you aren't chewing it enough first, and the sticky isn't fully ripe.

Or maybe you are chewing it too much, and the sticky gets depleted.

*Disclaimer: I am not a gum expert, I know only what has worked for me in the past when attempting to hang objects from the ceiling.

[Critters2]

15. Damn gravity!!!! nt

[mcctatas]

12. Why is it that even when you are pissy...

you are completely endearing? :hug:

[billyskank]

14. It's all done with mirrors.

:hug: