Why are you butter?

[elshiva]

[Jamastiene]

1. Because I'm smooooooth.

AND I taste good. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. I'm not — I'm a dead crab

Can't you tell the difference? :D

[Jamastiene]

3. Freshly cooked or rotting?

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Crazy

No one except Bay Area baseball fans will get this.

[elshiva]

4. I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and

this dead crab.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. You're on tellyvision, aren't you?

[elshiva]

6. Buy Whizzo Butter and

go to Heaven. O8)

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. AAAAleluja!

:bounce:

[elshiva]

9. A Message from the LORD. GOD BE PRAISED!

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. I'd probably seen 'Grail' a dozen times

before I realized what those guys are doing. :D

[elshiva]

11. What are they doing?

"Behold the Grail, Arthur."

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Look whence the horns emanate

"Blow it out your ass." :D

[elshiva]

13. Flatulence plays the horns.

Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. It's spelt 'Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film' but it's pronounced

[elshiva]

15. He personally wet himself

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. at the Battle of Badon Hill

[elshiva]

21. He was not afraid to be killed in nasty ways.

[MilesColtrane]

17. Because I can be injected into the most improbable, obtuse musical combination of players...

...and make it smooth and tasty.

"The bass makes everything sound better." -Charlie Haden

[elshiva]

19. If you are Miles and Coltrane, than indeed you are.

:thumbsup:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. Real butter is a wonderful thing

I am surprised it took this long for the copycat. I almost started one:

"Why are you better?"

I thought "better" of it, though. :D :hug: :hi:

[elshiva]

20. This was actually a copycat thread of "Why are you bitter?"

Feel free to copycat it. :hug: :pals:
How are you?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. thanks...

I saw Elrond's "why are you bitter" I figured the better and butter would follow soon.
Took longer than I expected.

I am good. I got a lot of my shopping done today. I still have to address my cards though.

Just got through watching Dexter.

[elshiva]

23. I haven't gotten most of my shopping done yet.

Ugh, I hate Christmas.

Good for you, honey. :hug: :pals:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

24. The holiday season seems to bring out strong emotions

I have hard times with it as well....

:hug: Hang in there.

[elshiva]

26. Thank you, Tuesday Afternoon.

:hug: What is a WooAphobe?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

28. It is probably time to change that...

It is one who is afraid of "woo" I think Jack_Dawson invented the word. It is not appropriate for the time of year.

I have been thinking all day that I need to change it. Any ideas?

[elshiva]

29. What is "woo?"

[Tuesday Afternoon]

30. oh dear...

woo-woo
Woo-woo (or just plain woo) refers to ideas considered irrational or based on extremely flimsy evidence or that appeal to mysterious occult forces or powers.

Here's a dictionary definition of woo-woo:

adj. concerned with emotions, mysticism, or spiritualism; other than rational or scientific; mysterious; new agey. Also n., a person who has mystical or new age beliefs.

When used by skeptics, woo-woo is a derogatory and dismissive term used to refer to beliefs one considers nonsense or to a person who holds such beliefs.

Sometimes woo-woo is used by skeptics as a synonym for pseudoscience, true-believer, or quackery. But mostly the term is used for its emotive content and is an emotive synonym for such terms as nonsense, irrational, nutter, nut, or crazy.

For example:

"But the woo-woo faction has adopted the word "organic" to apply only to a plant grown without the use of anything but water and faith."*
I think love is the one thing that should remain firmly in the realm of the woo-woo.*
The National Institutes of Health offered a course in feng shui, which prompted James Randi to write of woo-woo at the NIH.
...the woo-woos ... are more comfortable being ignorant of reality.*
The Skeptic's Dictionary has several hundred examples of mystical, spiritual, irrational, pseudoscientific, or anti-scientific New Age beliefs that many skeptics consider to be woo-woo.

http://skepdic.com/woowoo.html

[elshiva]

32. Oh dear, I am a skeptic and an atheist, honey.

I hope that's okay with you, I just have to be honest. :hug:

I respect other folks beliefs as long as they aren't violent.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

35. yes, I know that ...the difference is:

When used by skeptics, woo-woo is a derogatory and dismissive term used to refer to beliefs one considers nonsense or to a person who holds such beliefs.

I have not really seen you be deragatory and dismissive to another human. This is an attitude to which I object. I see nothing wrong with doubting and being skeptic. I am all this. I try to be repectful of all people. One who questions woo is not necessarily a wooAphobe.

[rcrush]

25. Butters?

[elshiva]

27. Gutters?

[JVS]

37. Leopold "Butters" Stotch

[Quantess]

31. butter kitten

[elshiva]

33. AWWW SO CUTE!

:loveya:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

38. that is too CUTE !! off the chart on the cute-O-meter !!

Squeeeeeeeeee!! :loveya:

[krispos42]

34. I am not butter

[JVS]

36. I'm not butter. I'm like butter. And it is pronounced buttuh.

[meegbear]

39. I wish I was butter off than I was 4 years ago