I've been eating chili all day.

[rcrush]

That was not a good idea

:puke:

[rurallib]

1. don't sit with your back to the fire.

[mainegreen]

2. One post is all it took!

I salute you!

:patriot:

[Danger Mouse]

3. I would not want to smell one of your farts right now.

Dang.

[mainegreen]

4. You know, I think that sentiment is implied as always true, and universal.

For I have never heard someone ever state, or even hint that they would like to smell someone else's fart, at some point in time.

[Danger Mouse]

6. James Joyce was a notable exception.

He apparently loved them.

[Rhythm]

5. Gives the order for the drill...

[foxfeet]

7. Sleeping alone again?

[MilesColtrane]

8. You are in immediate need of a full braaappendectomy.

[Skittles]

9. I'll refrain from kicking your ass at this moment

I will wait a suitable amount of time

[XemaSab]

10. There's a book called "Wildlife Wars" about being a game warden

If you're going to spend the day on a boat chasing down illegal fishermen on the open ocean, DO NOT eat bad chili for breakfast. :puke::hurts: