I finally saw "The Ring" today...how should I spend my last 7 days?

[Paragon]

You'd think someone would've been nice enough to warn me about the whole "curse" thing beforehand. Sheesh!

[SheilaT]

1. Sex, drugs,

and rock and roll?

[WilliamPitt]

2. Relentless masturbation

[Dookus]

4. that's how he spent

the LAST 7 days!

[Paragon]

5. I want to do something different for a change

Something else, Will. :eyes:

[Dookus]

3. send me all your money

I promise to put it to good use.

[Ksec]

6. go forth and impregnate many women

[Dogmudgeon]

7. Read L. Ron Hubbard's OT-3 papers

Yes, the dreaded OT-3 Tech!

It's supposed to kill any non-Scientology Clear who reads it, within 36 days, and only after a nightmare of suffering, insanity, respiratory disease and paralysis.

The first time I read it, I had a cold. Three days later, I was all better. So much for the fearsome power of evil Lord Xenu!

--bkl
On the other hand, I do have an unhealthy and aberrant fascination with Erika Christensen.
So, is it engrams -- or body thetans?

[PVnRT]

8. Cursing the idiot

who wrote that piece of shit ending to that movie.

[everythingsxen]

9. DING DING DING!

We have a winner!

[Paragon]

11. When I first read the subject of your post...

...I thought you were going to tell me to send a copy of the cursed tape to George W. Bush. ;-)

[ScrewyRabbit]

12. Admit

that the girl crawling through the screen didn't scare you.

[everythingsxen]

13. It didn't scare me.

Nothing about that movie scared me. It was in no way scary. At all. Sorry, it takes a bit more than that to scare me.

I do not scare easily.

[ET Awful]

14. Didn't scare me either . . . the last film I saw that scared me . . .

was a Bush State of the Union Address.

[Khephra]

10. Watching "Videodrome" on acid?

That way you might become the New Flesh before you die, then it's all cool.

[LynneSin]

15. Making many copies of "The Ring" and giving them out

That way YOU don't die

[noonwitch]

16. That movie gave me bad dreams

It didn't scare me so much when I was watching it, but, still, I never want to see it again.